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    Rules for Bollywood!!!

    1) A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to cleanse his wounds.

    2) If a large pane of glass is visible, someone will be thrown through it before long.

    3) Nothing is too tight for Madhuri.

    4) The hero cannot fall in love with the heroine (vice versa) unless they first perform a dance number in the rain.

    5) Once applied, make-up is permanent, in rain or in any other situation.

    6) Village girls who live among cows and sheep have perfect skin and teeth.

    7) A large group of goondas can be shooting at the hero, but he will never be hit, unless of course he is attempting to save the chick.

    A large group of goondas can be shooting at the hero with machine guns, yet they will always miss. Every shot the hero takes from his small revolver will knock down at least ten opponents in a line.

    9) If you decide to start dancing in a field, everyone you bump into will know all the steps, and will be wearing coordinated outfits.

    10) It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts - your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.

    11) You can always find a trimurti when you need one. (as in Anjaam)


     


    12) If faced with certain death, do not panic. Merely chant, Ganpati Baba, and after a few short bolts of lightning, all will be well.

    13) A heroine will have time to change outfits several times in one song, however short.



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    Re: Rules for Bollywood!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by Laika

    9) If you decide to start dancing in a field, everyone you bump into will know all the steps, and will be wearing coordinated outfits.


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    HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAA...AALLL TRUE

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    hahahhahahaa.........nice

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    Thanks for d visit guys...

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    most welcome laika....
    so how r u??

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    I'm fine thanku..
    So I'm most welcome to ur house Kool???

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    yaa sure

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    hahahahahah........nice n true

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    so how r sunny????3 roza mubarak ho...kese guzar rahein hain roze...

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