A sardar for an exam had studied only one essay 'FRIEND',
but in the exam the essay which came was 'FATHER' .
he replaced friend with father
in the essay and it read:
I AM A VERY FATHERLY PERSON,
I HAVE LOTS OF FATHERS,
SOME OF MY FATHERS ARE MALE AND SOME ARE FEMALE.
MY TRUE FATHER IS MY NEIGHBOUR.
MY MOTHER LOVES ALL MY FATHERS.