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    Bill Gates & Krishnan Kutty

    Bill Gates organized an enormous session to recruit a new Chairman for Microsoft Europe. 5000 candidates assembled in a large room.

    One candidate is our Krishnan Kutty.

    Bill Gates: Thank you for coming. Those who do not know JAVA may leave. 2000 people leave the room.

    Krishnan Kutty says to himself, 'I do not know JAVA, but I have nothing to lose if I stay. I'll give it a try !'

    Bill Gates: Candidates who never had experience of managing more than 100 people may leave.
    2000 people leave the room.
    Krishnan Kutty says to himself 'I never managed anybody by myself, but I have nothing to lose if I stay. What can happen to me?' So he stays.

    Bill Gates: Candidates who do not have management diplomas may leave.
    500 people leave the room.
    Krishnan Kutty says to himself, 'I left school at 15, but what have I got to lose ?' So he stays in the room.

    Lastly, Bill Gates asked the candidates who do not speak Serbo-Croat to leave.
    498 people leave the room.
    Krishnan Kutty says to himself, 'I do not speak one word of Serbo-Croat but what do I have to lose ?'

    So he stays and finds himself with one other candidate; Everyone else has gone.

    Bill Gates joined them and said 'Apparently you are the only two candidates who speak Serbo-Croat, so I'd now like to hear you have a conversation together in that language.'

    Calmly, Krishnan Kutty turns to the other candidate and says

    'Naattil Eviddeya?' (which place do you belong to)
    Equally calmly, the other candidate answers 'Thrissur' ( place in kerala )

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    nice yaar

    nice joke

    very guddd.

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    hah ah aha ha ha ah aha ha ah aha h

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    read before in a different version!!!! yet funny!!!!!!

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    hey Rock, I also read this joke.......
    Interesting Joke....

    are u from Kerala????????

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    yeah..this one's got many versions

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