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    Dont kill me for this.......!!!

    > > Question: An elephant was in love with a
    > > she-elephant.
    > >
    > > But the she-elephant went and got married to some
    > >
    > > other elephant. So our elephant was very
    > > Depressed.
    > >
    > > One of his friends felt sorry for him, and took
    > > him to
    > >
    > > a park to cheer him up. In the park, they sat on a
    > >
    > > see-saw, but the see-saw broke. Now, which song
    > > would
    > >
    > > our hero sing?
    > >
    > > Ans: "See-saw ho ya dil ho, aakhir toot jaata
    > > hai."
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > > Question: Two hairs on a bald man's head fall in
    > > love
    > >
    > > with each other and want to get married, but
    > > cannot.
    > >
    > > Why?
    > >
    > > Ans: Because under Indian laws, "baal vivaah" is
    > >
    > > illegal.
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > > Question: One fine morning, Ravan felt guilty day
    > > for
    > >
    > > all his bad deeds. He felt that he should go an
    > >
    > > apologise to Ram for all the problems he had
    > > caused.
    > >
    > > So he went to Ram's house and knocked on the door.
    > > Ram
    > >
    > > opened the door and was surprised to find Ravan
    > >
    > > standing there. Ravan just kept staring and
    > > thinking
    > >
    > > but didn't say a word. What was he thinking?
    > >
    > > Ans: "Kis mooh se maafi maangoon?"
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > > Question: How do you "cut" roads?
    > >
    > > Ans: By laughing... because "Haste haste cut jaye
    > >
    > > raaste".
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > > Question: Luv and Kush are going to a village and
    > > pass
    > >
    > > by a well. Luv falls into the well. Why?
    > >
    > > Ans: Because Luv is blind.
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > > Question: Now, Kush also jumps in. Why?
    > >
    > > Ans: Because Luv ke liye saala Kush bhi karega!
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > > Question: Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kya
    > >
    > > hai?...........
    > >
    > > ..........
    > >
    > > ........Socho, socho. Nahi pata?
    > >
    > > Ans: D'Cold; Because... Chan ki saans - D'Cold
    > >
    > >
    > >
    > > Question: Chalo ab b












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    lol....
    nice dude



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    hi frnd

    thnx frnd
    have a nice day
    bye tc



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