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    The Perfect Husband...

    The Perfect Husband...

    Several men are in the changing room of a golf club.
    A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free
    speaker-function and began to talk.

    Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

    MAN: 'Hello'

    WOMAN: 'Darling, it's me. Are you at the club?'


     


    MAN: 'Yes'

    WOMAN: 'I am at the shopping centre and found this beautiful leather coat.
    It's only Rs.1,900. Is it OK if I buy it?'

    MAN: 'Sure,..go ahead if you like it that much.'

    WOMAN: 'I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2005
    models. I saw one I really liked.'

    MAN: 'How much?'

    WOMAN: 'Rs17,00,000'

    MAN: 'OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.'

    WOMAN: 'Great! Oh, and one more thing ... The house I wanted last year is
    back on the market. They're asking
    Rs.31,50,000'


    MAN: 'Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of 31,00,000. They will
    probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 50
    thousand. It really is a pretty good price.'


    WOMAN: 'OK. I'll see you later! I love you so much!!'


    MAN: 'Bye! I love you, too.'


    The man hangs up. The other men in the changing room are staring at him in
    astonishment, mouths agape.....


    He smiles and asks:
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    'Anyone knows who this mobile belongs to?'



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    hahaahhaaha........re post but still funny

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    HAAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAA

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    hey devil gall!
    kahi wu phone aap ne tu nahi lagaya tha?

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    AHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAA...NAHI NAHI MAIN TO USS WAQT COLLEGE MAIN CLASS ATTEND KAR RAHI THI....I THINK ZARA NE LAGAYA HO GAA..LOLZZ..JK ZARA

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    hahahahah.......yea mai bhi yahe soch raha tha.....

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    hahahahaaaa..zara se pochna pare gaa..lolzz

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    hahahahaha...........nice one.


    BUT WHY IN TALK SHAAK...........I think it must be in jokes section

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    haan main bhi yehi soch rahi thi...

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    hmmm......lemme move it....

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