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    MUNNA BHAI KA FILM SCRIPT BOLE TO EKDUM ZAKAS

    bahut serious story hai ..pad kar aankhon mein pani aa jaayega

    ekdum....mumbaiyya.....ishtyle..

    Julie aur Sulie do ben log rehta hai. Ben log maane.........judwaa.

    Lekin dono main fark bole to soli d.

    Julie ekdum Smart, bole to jhakaas rapchik piece aur
    Sulie bole to ekdum halki re.

    To kya hota hai maloom Sulie thee bachpan se,
    woh kya bolte hain usko..Stubborn ..bole to ekdam yedi, jiddi.... rehti hai.

    To julie jo bhi maangti hai na...Sulie ko woh maangta-ich hai.

    Julie ko gudiya mili to Sulie ko bhi maangta tha...
    Julie ko kangan mila to Sulie ko bhi mangta hai....
    Aisa karte karte bees saal guzar gaya.


     


    To na, Julie ka shaadi ekdum karodpati ! ladka ke saath hota hai. Aur Sulie ek fatichar funtoosh se shaadi banatha hai.

    Shaadi ke baad Julie Fridge leti hai baap. Sulie bhi pati se fridge maangtihai.
    Pati salla bechara garibmanus.Lekin biwi ko khush karne ke waaste woh Fridge khareed le ta hai.

    Abhi Julie agle mahine Air Conditioner khareed dalti hai.
    Sulie bhi jidd karti hai baap. Kya Bolti Malum: AC nahin liya to khud ko tapka daloongi.
    Pati bechara aur paise markeet se udhaar leta hai aur AC khareed leta hai......! ..

    Ab Julie car khareedti hai. Suliebhi jidd karti hai.
    Pati ka dimaag satak-ta hai lekin phir bhi saala karega kya, baap ka zameen bech dalta hai aur gaadi khareedta hai.
    Thode dinon ke baad Julie gaadi bech ke bus khareedti hai. Sulie bhi jidd karti hai....

    Abhi pati solid bhadakta hai baap.
    Bolta hai "Ae item, ab dhimaag ka dahi mat bana..bahut ho gaya tera natak. Abhi apun tera ek nahin sunega. Apun jaa rahel! a hai kya, yeda samjha hai kya, To Sulie ko shorke woh chala jaata hai.

    Sulie lekin apni gaadi bechkar aur paisa market se uthakar bus khareed leti hai......

    To Julie aur Sulie apne apne bus main Ek din picnic ko jaata hai. Bus ko park karke ! woh log ghoomne phirne ko jaata hai. Wapas aake dekhta hai to saala dono bus main steering wheel gaayab,seat gaayab, gear gaayab...sab kuch ghayab!!

    Sulie julie ko dekhti hai aur kuch to bolti hai...........

    Abhi Ekdum simple koschan:

    Sulie Julie ko kya bolti hai??


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    Abey soch......
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    dhimag kaam nahi kar rehla hai kya?
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    * Haar maan gaya kya???
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    Accha chal bolich dalta hoon:!
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    " NA KUCH TERE BUS MEIN JULIE........ NA KUCH MERE BUS MEIN..."

    ae bhidu log, apun ko gaali nahi dene ka kya ?,

    aur apun ke upar gussa nai karne ka? Apun ko bhi kisi ne yeh bhej kar apna bheja kharab kiya hai. Tere ko lage to tu bhi kisi ka bheja kharab kar. par apun kanahi............samja kya.........!!!.



    chal ab nikal kya !!!!

    eh abi bhola na............saala samajhta nahin...





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    sab kahan hainnnnnnnnnnnnnn

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    are muffy aaj juma he

    namaz padhne gaye honge

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    kya hua muffy...

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    kya raapchik joke hai baap....

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