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    Humour about stupid Questions......

    At the movies:

    When you meet acquaintances/friends...

    Stupid Question: Hey, what are you doing here?
    Answer: Don't u know, I sell tickets in black over here.

    In the bus:

    A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet...

    Stupid Question: Sorry, did that hurt?
    Answer: No, not at all, I'm on local anaesthesia. Why don't you try again?

    At a funeral:

    One of the teary eyed people asks...

    Stupid Question: Why, why him, of all people.
    Answer: Why? Would it rather have been you?

    At a restaurant:

    When you ask the waiter …

    Stupid Question: Is the "Paneer Butter Masala" dish good?
    Answer: No, it's terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occasionally also spit on it.

    At a family get-together:

    When some distant aunt meets you after years…

    Stupid Question: Munna, Chickoo, you've become so big.
    Answer: Well you haven't particularly shrunk yourself.

    When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask...

    Stupid Question: Is the guy you're marrying well?
    Answer: No, he's a miserable wife beating, insensitive's just the money.

    When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call...

    Stupid Question: Sorry. Were you sleeping?
    Answer: No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not.

    When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair...

    Stupid Question: Hey have you had a haircut?
    Answer: No, its autumn and I'm shedding.

    At the dentist when he's sticking pointed objects in your mouth...

    Stupid Question: Tell me if it hurts?
    Answer: No it won't. It will just bleed.

    You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman asks...

    Stupid Question: Oh, so you smoke.
    Answer: Gosh, it's a miracle was a piece of chalk and now it's in flames!

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    Heres another one which I experience quite frequently,

    during the examinations when you arrive at the school just before giving the exam, some of your friends ask....

    Stupid Question: Did you study for todays exam?
    Answer: No, I didnt get time yesterday cause I was watching Harry Potter and the half blood prince

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    hehe...good ones..
    but some are old..

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