Husband asks: Do you know the meaning of WIFE? It means…
Without Information, Fighting Everytime!

WIFE says: No darling , it means :-
With Idiot For Ever




Wife: Tum mujhe kitna pyar kerte ho?
Hubby: Shahjahan jitna.

Wife: Mere merne k bad Taj Mahal banaoge?
Hubby: Maine to plot bhi Le liya hai, delay tum ker rahi ho.



Q: WHO IS THE MOST SUCCESSFUL MAN?
ANS: HE IS THE ONE WHO MAKES MORE MONEY
THAN HIS WIFE CAN SPEND!




Bahu: ma ji, ye abhi tak nhi aye.
Kahi kisi dusri ladki k sath..

Sas: are kalmuhi, tu hamesha ulta kyu sochti hai?
Aisa bhi to ho skta hai, kisi gari k niche aa gya ho












Wife- Main maike ja rahi hoon,
tujhe tallak ki notice bhej dungi!

Husbnd-'Ja ja, mithi-mithi batein karke
mujhe khush karne Ki koshish mat kar.