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    boy v/s galls

    Larka: achanak larki ko dekh kar kehta hai,
    Lafz tere geet mere ghazal koi sunaoun kya?

    Larki: hath mere gal tere kan k nechai bajaoun kya,?


    WAY 2 IMPRESS A GIRL:
    Respect her,
    Honour her,
    Love her,
    Protect her,
    Care 4 her,
    Obey her,
    Sacrifice 4 her?.


    HOW TO IMPRESS A BOY?
    Just smile once (gameover)


    Zaheeen larka+zaheen larki= DOSTI
    bewakoof larka+Zahen larki= Love
    Zaheen larka+bewaqoof larka= DATES
    Bewakoof larka+bewakoof larki = ?
    ..
    ..
    ..
    Love marriage!



    Imagine world without GIRLS..

    Road sunsan
    Market viran
    Na janu na jaan,
    Na koi girl frnd k liye pareshaan,
    Bus namaz and quran
    all boyz direct JANAT-ul-muqam.




    Boy: Main tumhe paane k liye aasman se
    tarey tor kar la sakta hoon

    Girl: Agar mujhse mohabbat karte ho to
    utility store se atta la kar dikhaoo..




    Girl: main tumhry lye sub kuch chor du gi
    Boy: ma baap
    Girl: Yes
    Boy: khana penna
    Girl: Yes
    Boy: sari dunya
    Girl: Yes
    Boy: Star Plus
    Girl: Chalo Chalo apni shakal dekhi hai




    Ek ladke ko kya chahiye?

    Ek ladki Jo pyar de,
    Ek ladki Jo acha khana banaye,
    Ek ladki Jo us ki khob khidmat kare,

    Aur ye teeno larkiyan mil jul kar rahain.





    GIRL: KON HO TUM?
    BOY: HASRAT TUMHARI,

    GIRL: DEKHTE HO KIYA?
    BOY: SOORAT TUMHARI,

    GIRL: KARTE HO KIYA?
    BOY: POOJA TUMHARI,

    GIRL: KAAFIR HO KYA?
    BOY: AESA HI SAHI,

    GIRL:CHAHTE HO KIYA?
    BOY: MOHABBAT TUMHARI,

    GIRL: PACHTAO GAY,
    BOY: KISMAT HAMARI,

    GIRL: MARRIED HOON MEIN.
    BOY:



    "MAA KI AANKH TUMHARI"






     







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    wah wah

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    jok hai k koi kahni

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    thnx

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    what thanks..he's asking something

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