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    [[M]] SHORT CHRISTMAS JOKES

    What did Adam say on the day before Christmas ?
    It's Christmas, Eve !


     


    How do you make an idiot laugh on boxing day ?
    Tell him a joke on Christmas Eve !

    What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month ?
    The letter "D" !

    What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney ?
    Santa Claustrophobia !

    What do you call a letter sent up the chimney on Christmas Eve ?
    Black mail !

    Who delivers cat's Christmas presents ?
    Santa Paws !

    Why does Father Christmas go down the chimney ?
    Because it soots him !

    Who delievers elephants's Christmas presents?
    Elephanta Claus !

    How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down ?
    Stacks !

    Why is Santa like a bear on Christmas Eve ?
    Because he's Sooty !



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    hmmmmmmmmm........

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    Haha, nice ones.

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    nice..thanks for keeping it clean..

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