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    Job @ FBI [Nice Joke]

    Job @ FBI [Nice Joke]




    The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background checks, interviews, and testing, there were 3 finalists: two men and one woman.


     


    For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your instructions no matter what the circumstances. Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill her!!"

    The man said, "You canít be serious. I could never shoot my wife."

    The agent said, "Then youíre not the right man for this job. Take your wife and go home."

    The second man was given the same instructions.

    He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out with tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I canít kill my wife."

    The agent said, "You donít have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."

    Finally, it was the womanís turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband.

    She took the gun and went into the room. They heard shots, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman, wiping the sweat from her brow.

    "This gun is loaded with blanks" she said. "I had to beat him to death with the chair."

    MORAL: If you want the job done, give it to a woman



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    hehehehehe.e...

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    hahaha...

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    thnx commando

    thnx laika

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