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    FUNNY JOKES FROM [email protected]@ K@ [email protected]@N@


    When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God that everyone should have a friend like you.... Why should only i suffer!!!

    If ur world is spining Round & Round..& Round....Ur heart is beating fast ,do u think its LOVE? na Munna na its called high B/P...

    Last night I lay in my bed looking at the beautiful stars, the moon and the sky...then i thought where the fuck is my roof

    Birdy birdy in the sky dropped a poopy in my eye, I don't worry I don't cry, I'm just happy that cows can't fly!

    At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r drinking coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text!pass on

    The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass & flowers 2. If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you?

    i want u 2 know dat our friendship means alot 2 me.U cry i cry.U lauf i lauf.U jump out of da window... I look down & den... i lauf again

    God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested

    ><(((:>I send dis fish as a sign of friendship Plz take care of it & keep it in mobile & daily put ur mobile in water so tat fish wont DIE

    One day Raja and rani decided to send messages to each other by using Pigeon instead of mobile. The very next day pigeon reached raja without any message. He angried and called to rani.She told stupid "This was a missed call"

    can you lend me 2000 Rs? i need it. please help me out, i know you have it, i wil return it .a sardar asks to ATM machine????? ??

    terrorists have kidnapped our lecturers... and demanded aransom of 500000 rs or else they will burn them with kerosene... plz donate. i have donated 15 litres.

    Why do couples hold hands during their wedding day?.?.?.?.. .. It is just a formality, like two boxers shaking hands b4 the fight begins !

    girl friends are like mobile phone, whenever you want happiness just check inbox, whenever u want to cry check out box, and whenever u want to enjoyment just plug in your charger and enjoy.

    Husband asks, Do you know the meaning of WIFE.
    It means...Without Information Fighting Everytime!
    WIFE satys No, it means -
    With Idiot for Ever.

    PRINCIPAL :Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. Fine and 3rd time 500.
    MUNNA BHAI :Boley to Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu
    MAMU :Oye, maar gayea yaar. Meri biwi aur premika saath saath aa rehla hain.
    MAMU KA DOST :Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha.

    A FOOLish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells her that she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED.

    One GOOD way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption :
    Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD,
    After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY

    Three FASTEST means of Communication :
    1. Tele-Phone
    2. Tele-Vision
    3. Tell to Woman
    Need still FASTER - Tell her NOT to tell ANY ONE.

    Love your friends not their sisters. Love your sisters not their friends.

    A man got 2 wishes from GOD. He asked for the Best wine and Best Woman.
    Next moment, he had the Best Wine and Mother Teresa next to him.
    Moral : BE SPECIFIC

    What is a BEST and WORST news you can hear at the SAME time ?
    It is when your Girl Friend says YOU are the BEST KISSER among all your Friends.

    Let us be generous like this : Four Ants are moving through a forest.
    They see an ELEPHANT coming towards them. Ant 1 says : we should KILL him.
    Ant 2 says : No, Let us break his Leg alone. Ant 3 says : No, we will just throw him away from our path.
    Ant 4 says : No, we will LEAVE him because he is ALONE and we are FOUR.

    If you do NOT have a Girl Friend - You are missing SOME thing in your life.
    If you HAVE a Girl Friend - You are missing EVERY thing in your life.

    Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.
    Answer : On their MARRIAGE.

    When your LIFE is in DARKNESS, PRAY GOD and ask him to free you from Darkness.
    Even after you pray, if U R still in Darkness - Please PAY the ELECTRICITY BILL.

    Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY 2 Women.
    Because per Constitution, you can NOT PUNISH TWICE for the same Mistake.

    "A Ship is always safe at the shore - but that is NOT what it is built for" - Albert Einstein

    You can change persons doing the talking and the language they speak.

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