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    He vs sHe in Office

    He vs sHe in Office




    How the company views its employees. (HE vs SHE)

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    1. The family picture is on HIS desk.
    Ah, a solid, responsible family man.


    The family picture is on HER desk.
    Umm, her family will come before her career.


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    2. HIS desk is cluttered.
    He's obviously a hard worker and a busy man.


    HER desk is cluttered.
    She's obviously a disorganised scatterbrain


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    3. HE is talking with his co-workers.
    He must be discussing the latest deal


    SHE is talking with her co-workers.
    She must be gossiping.


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    4. HE's not at his desk. He must be at a meeting.


    SHE's not at her desk. She must be in the ladies' room.


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    5. HE's not in the office. He's meeting with customers.


    SHE's not in the office. She must be out shopping.


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    6. HE's having lunch with the boss. He's on his way up.



     


    SHE's having lunch with the boss. They must be having an affair.


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    7. The boss criticised HIM. He'll improve his performance.


    The boss criticized HER. She'll be very upset.


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    8. HE got an unfair deal. Did he get angry?


    SHE got an unfair deal. Did she cry?


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    9. HE's going on a business trip. It's good for his career.


    SHE's going on a business trip. What does her husband say?


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    10 . HE's leaving for a better job.
    He knows how to recognise a good opportunity.


    SHE's leaving for a better job.
    Women are not dependable


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    nice share.............lol

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