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    FUNNY SHAYARI FROM BABA KA KHAZANA

    Us Kay Bin Jeena Seekh Liya Hai FARAZ,
    Par “Star Plus” Dekhay Bina Guzara Nahi Hota..!


    Ab Mujhe msg mein zaleel krna ab band b karo Faraz ,
    Kya ‘Wasi’ aur ‘Ghalib’ Tumhari phupphi ky bachay hain…….?


    Faraz tmhary jany sy ye dil bohat rota hai
    Wah Wah!
    Faraz tmhary jany sy ye dil bohat rota hai….
    Uper pankha chalta hai neeche MUNNA sota ha


    Yun hi time pass hota hai Faraz..
    wah wah
    Yun hi time pass hota hai Faraz
    Urao bana k kaghaz k jahaz..


    Us Se Milnay Ko DiL Karta Hai FARAZ,
    Magar Us Ke Ghar Ke Kuttay Se Dar Lagta Hai…


    Usay kaha tha ek meter ziada kapra le lo Farz!!
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    Ab kehti hai meri phulan wali kurti hoyi wakhian tu tang we


    Pyar krna itna asaan nahin Faraz!!!
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    Tail nikal jata hai ache achon ka


    Barbaad Honay Ke Aur Bhi Raastay Thay
    FARAZ…!!!
    Najane tumain ‘PPP’ Ko Vote Daine Ka Khayal Kyun Aaya…….????


    Meri khushi ke lamhey kis kadar mukhtasir hain,
    ”Faraz”
    halay mujra shuru hoya si tey police da chhapa py gaya



    Apne rastey se cigrette lete aana Faraz!!!
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    Mere gher ki raah mein koi khokha nahi


    Abhe to sirf asteefay diye hain Faraz!!
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    Billo rani kaho to abhe jaan de doon


    “in ladkiyon se dosti achi nahin faraz
    wah wah wah wah
    “in ladkiyon se dosti achi nahin waqar
    behenen teri jawan hain kuch to khayal kar“


    Hum apni rooh tere jism mein he chhor aye Faraz….
    Tujhy galay se lagana tu ek bahana tha…


    Woh Chor Gaya Par Yaad To Karta Hoga Mujhe FARAZ,
    Kyun Ke… Main Ne Us Ke 100 Rupees Dene Thay…


    Kitni Baar Usay Kaha,
    Ke Main Aisa Banda Nahi FARAZ,
    Phir Bhi Zid Pe Arri Hai Aur Kehti Hai,
    Zara Zara Touch Me Touch Me Touch Me.


    Inn Aansuon Sey Dosti Achi Nahi FARZANA,
    Make Up Tera Mehanga Hai Kuch To Khayal Kar..


    now 4 the first time introducing faraz ki behen farzana
    irshd hai:
    kon kehta hai mai jahil hun farzana
    A4 apple B4 banana….


    Urdu, Pushto Or Chinese Sher K Baad Ab Ek Hindi Sher
    Chintit Hun Ma K Is Prem Ma Kitni Durghatna Hy FARAZ.
    Is Chinta Ki Vivastha Liay Ma Suargvasi Ho Chala


    Main Chalte Chalte Thak Sa Gaya Hoon Faraz.
    Koi Tou Ho Jo Mujhe “DEW” Pila Dey.


    Mere DiL Ke Bavarchi Khane Main,
    Teri Yaad Ka Choola Jalta Hai FARZANA,
    Tere Ishq Main Chaawal Pakte Hain,
    Mera Roz Pateela Jalta Hai . .


    Ye kah ker abba ne gher se nikaal dia Faraz!!!
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    tu shaheen hai basaira ker paharon ki chatanon mein


    Jhootha khanay say muhabat barhti hai ‘FARAZ‘
    Yeh keh k wo mera sara salan kha gaye..


    HuM p0oNdi k zIadA sHoqEeN Nhi FArAZ…
    LekiN kch bcHiaN RozAna Na dekHen to gUzArA nHi hotA


    YoUr baLaNcE iS iNsUfficIeNt For MakiNg thIs caLL ”FaRaZ”…
    PLz RecHargE uR AccouNt aNd trY AgAiN LaTeR


    Chahat bharey woh lafz, Or her lafz me dua Faraz
    Maqroz ker diya Hamein tumhare khaloos ne …


    Pappu Beshak Tera Behnoi Ho FARAZ…
    Wah Wah
    But Pappu Can’t Dance Sala
    Wah Wah Wah


    Teri berukhi ko main aaj tak nahin bhula paya…
    Yeh is sal ka pehla sher hy jis mein FARAZ nahin aya..

    China Ka Mobile Kabhi Bhi Na Lena Faraz….
    Us K Cameray K Result Itna Acha Nhi Hota…..


     



    Uss Fizaa Mein Bhi Jalte Rahe Hum kisi K Liye
    FARAZ
    Jahan Chirag Taraste Thay Roshni K liye


    Takhleeq Aasamaan Pe Wo MEre Liye Hua Hai
    FARAZ
    Mana K Iss Zameen Pe MEra Nahi HAi Wo


    Methi Methi Yadon ko Palko mai saja lena
    Sath Guzre Lmho ko Dil mai Bsa lna
    mai latren may betha ho poti k lie “FARAZ“
    bijli ajae to MOTOR yad se chala dena


    Mere jazbat se waqif he maira qalm.
    FARAZ
    Main pyar likhon to tera nam likha jata he.


    Kia faida aisi sarzameen pe paida hone ka aae faraz…
    Yahan tau mushi jaise ki maa chod dete hain


    Uss Se Milte Hee Yeh Ehsas Hua Tha Mujhko
    FARAZ
    Ye Wohi Shaks Hai Jo Lambi Judai De Ga

    Theek Likha Tha Mere Haath Ki Lakeeron mein
    FARAZ
    Tu Agar Pyar Kere Ga To Bikher Jaye Ga


    Meri mohabbat ka iss tarah se mazak na banao “shehbaz“ ..
    Aaj main shayiri kar raha hoon q k chutti pa ha FARAZ

    Bathroom ki kundi bahar nai hoti faraz…
    Na jane kis ne tujhe ullu banadiya


    Wo Dekho Swimming Pool Main Naha Rahay Hain Loog
    FARAZZ
    Eik Tera Gaaon Hai Jahan Pani Hi Nahi Aata


    WO Bewafa Nahi Magar Itna Zaror Hai
    FARAZ
    Pehle Wo Jis Tarah ka Tha Wesa Nahi


    AesY Badla hon TerY Shehr ka Paani pi kr,
    FARAZ
    jhoot Bolon to nadaamat nhi hoti mujh ko.


    Khoone Jigar Se ki Hai Ye Dastan Maine Raqam
    FARAZ
    Aur isi Roshnai Mai Dekha To Chehra Tera Tha


    Tere Labhoon Pe Har Gari Naam Rahta Hai Mera,
    FARAZ
    Bata Hontoon Ko Tere Ab Silaya Hai Kis Nee


    Aasuwon Ke Saagar Mein,
    Moti Bhi Milthe Hain Faraz
    Jo Unhe Doond lete hain,
    Wahi Zindagi Jee Lete Hain



    Bicherte Waqt Kyun Na Perh Saka Nighaon Ki Zuban
    FARAZZ
    Usey To Iss Fun Per Pura Uboor Tha


    Piyaas aisi ke pee jaon samunder saaray…
    Naseeb aisa ke Muyassar zeher bhi nahi…
    Wafaain koi humse seekhay “Faraz”
    “Jisse” toot ke chaha “Usse” khabar bhi nahi..!


    Mudatoon baad mila to naam pooch liya ! FARAZ.
    bicharte waqt jis ne kaha tha k tum bohat yaad aaoge


    Jo log bhi tere sms bana rahay hain faraz…
    wah wah..
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    jo log bhi tere sms bana rahay hain faraz
    in sab ko wasi shah ne paise diye hain !


    ungliya aj b ese soch me gum ha Faraz
    us ne kese naye hath ko thama hoga!


    Bonus Se Kapray Saaf Hote Nahi FARAZ,
    Yeh Keh Kar Woh Shakhs Hath Main Ariel De Gaya..


    Jinho Ne Kabhi Parhi Nahi Thi Namaz-e-Jumma FARAZ,
    Musharaf Ke Isteefay Ke Liya Woh Nafil Parh Rahe Thay


    Main Tou Urti Chiriya Ke Per Gin Leta Hoon FARAZ,
    Kul Mila Kar Sirf 2 Hee Tou Hote Hain . . . : )


    Main khud bhi usay bhulana chahta hoon faraz….
    pr Kya kroon!
    Ami roz subha 7 badaam khila daiti hain.


    Shadi k Baad Aashiqi Bikhri He Is Qader
    Chota Sa Ik Flat Tha Buchon Se Bhr Gaya ….

    Ye Jo Aag Dil Me Lagi Hai Zamane Me Laga Donga.
    Teri Doli Jo Uthi ..
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    To Koi Bat Nahi Dosri Phansa Longa.




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    too long no time..

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    itna chota sa tukda he khazane me se muffffffffyyyyyy jeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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    ji?

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    ji........ full stop yaar queation mark nai

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    hahahhahahahahhaahahhahahaa..ahahhaa..alaa sameerrrr ...

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    nice one..................

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