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    SARDAR SMS VERY FUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNY FUN

    QATIL:Koshish Krna k Umr qaid Ho,Phansi Na Ho
    SARDAR WAKIL:Tm Fikr Na Kro
    AFTER ADALAt
    QATIL:Kia hua?
    WAKIL:Bht Mshkl Se Umr qaid Hoi,Adalt Toh Riha Kr Rahi Thi

    Doctor k band clinic k agay lambi line thi 1 Sardar bar bar line me ghusta Log usko pkr k pichey phenk datey.
    Sardar:Lagay rho saalo, me b clinic nhi kholun ga!

    1 sardar bathroom mai betha tha.
    samnay likha tha paani ka zyada istamal karain,
    wo
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    .
    .
    3 lottay pani pee gay….


    Sardar’s 60th B’day
    Guest: Why This Bulb In Place Of Candles?
    Sardar : Its Dificult 2 Put
    60 Candles On
    Cake. So I Put
    This 60 Watts Bulb!!

    Sardar Became The Driver Of Train,The Very 1st Train Driven By Him Was 8 Hours Late Bcoz?
    He Stopped At Every Phatak N Askd
    “Jalandher Nu Ehi Line Jandi A?”

    Ek sardar ji ka Electric Engineer ki post k liye interview tha.
    Interviewer: Electric motor kaisay chalti hai?
    Sardar ji: TorrRrrRrrRrrrrRrrr
    INTERVIEWER: STOPIT
    SARDAR :TORR RR RR THUP THUP THUPTH

    Sardaar: Doc saab, mein Chashma laga ke par to sakoon ga?
    Doctor: Haan, bilkul.
    Sardaar: To phir theek hai doc saab varna un-par aadmi ki zindagi bhi koi zindagi hai.

    Sardar on phone “Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now”.
    Doctor: Is this her first child?
    Sardar: No this is her husband speaking…………

    Sardar told his son:
    ‘‘o tu ghabra mat,
    tu to sher da puttar hai.‘‘
    Beta:‘‘papaji,Class teacher bhi yehi bolti
    Hai k tu kisi jaanwar ki
    Hi aulad hai‘‘…….

    Sardarji is filling up a job application………………………
    He promptly fills in the lines on Name, Age, Addr,& etc.
    Then came the column Salary Expected…………………
    After much thought he writes: Yes………………………..


     


    A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her.
    Girl: “STUPID what r u doing?”
    Sardar: B.Com final year”

    teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match.
    All were busy writing except one Sardarji.
    He wrote “DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!”



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    hhahahahah.........most of them r re post but still funny

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    yeah...

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