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    BABA KI SHAYARI VERY FUNNY FUNNY

    Industrian sari mere yaar khaa gaye
    Meri Sari jaydaaad rishtedar khaa gaye
    Marne Ke baad bhi unho ne ki meri saath cheating
    banaye mazar to minaar kha gaye

    Yeh tera chehra hai, yaa kele ka chhilka
    Jo dekha to, dil phisal gaya

    yoon tow humne kitne hi kaam kiye hai tamam
    yoon tow humne kitne hi kaam kiye hai tamam
    lekin aapki chere ki sundarta ko nikhare naya HAMAM.


     


    mera sher hai pani ki do boondein
    mera sher hai pani ki do boondein
    TAPAK TAPAK

    Majnu ka husn, Laila ka ghumaar dekha hai
    Kuch is tarah se Haseenon ka pyaar dekha hai
    Unhe khilane pilaane main hui hai yeh haalat
    Kasm khuda ki..Cinema bhi udhaar dekha hai

    Yeh zulfain hain tumhari, ya resham ke jaal,
    Kitne khush-naseeb hain vo choohe
    Jin hon ne kutre tere baaal

    Tere ishk me janam kya se kya haal ho gaya
    Badan se badboo aa rahee hai, nahay jamana ho gaya.


    neend yon bhi kahaan judaai mein
    us pe khatmal hain chaar-paai mein
    saamney aaein to dulhan ban kar
    jaan dedongaa munh dikhaai mein
    khush hueen unki maan bhi ab kya hai
    ungliyaan ghee mein sar kadhaai mein
    nahien chechak ke daagh us rukh par
    makkhiyaan lipti hain mithaai mein

    pehele dil lete hain,phir jaan bhi le lete hain,
    yeh woh zalim hai, jo jaan bhi le lete hain,
    apne matlaabki her ek baat pakad lete hai,
    ungli mil jaye to phir, hath bhi, pakad lete lain

    Wife: If I sleep with your best friend what will be the first thought to cross ur mind?
















    Husband : That u r a lesbian.






    To Hear what is Unspoken,
    To See what is Unseen,
    To Feel without ever Touching,




























































    is a Disease called
    SCHIZOPHRENIA
    and People think its love, How Stupid.



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    hahaahhahahaah

    haha hehee huhoo
    aahah uhooh haha ah ah aah

    zabardasst yaar

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    hahahahaha...hahaha..lovellyyy

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    hahahaha....

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