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    life facts...

    COLLEGE LIFE : -


    Exam == Kalyug,
    Classes == Kabhi Kabhi
    Viva == Encounter
    Examination Hall == Chamber of Secret
    Examiner == Mrityudata
    Course == GodZilla
    Paper Correction == Andha Kanoon
    Exam Time == Qayamat se Qayamat Tak
    Question Paper == Paheli
    Answer Paper == Kora Kagaz
    Marks == Ashambhav
    Paper Out == Plan
    Cheating == Aksar
    Last Exam == Independence Day
    Result == Sadma
    Pass == Ajooba / Chamatkar
    Fail == Devdas
    Vacations == Masti
    Supplementary == Aakhri Rasta












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    There is always a better way..... The Short Story

    A blind boy sat on the steps of a building with a hat by his feet. He held up a sign which said: "I am blind, please help." There were only a few coins in the hat.

    A man was walking by. He took a few coins from his pocket and dropped them into the hat. He then took the sign, turned it around, and wrote some words. He put the sign back so that everyone who walked by would see the new words.

    Soon the hat began to fill up. A lot more people were giving money to the blind boy. That afternoon the man who had changed the sign came to see how things were. The boy recognized his footsteps and asked, "Were u the one who changed my sign this morning? What did u write?"

    The man said, "I only wrote the truth. I said what u said but in a different way."
    What he had written was: "Today is a beautiful day & I cannot see it."

    Do u think the first sign & the second sign were saying the same thing? Of course both signs told people the boy was blind. But the first sign simply told people to help by putting some money in the hat.

    The second sign told people that they were able to enjoy the beauty of the day, but the boy could not enjoy it because he was blind.

    The first sign simply said the boy was blind. The second sign told people they were so lucky that they were not blind. Should we be surprised that the second sign was more effective?


    Moral of the Story:

    Be thankful for what you have.

    Be creative. Be innovative. Think differently and positively

    Invite the people towards good with wisdom.



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    think abt it!!!!

    To the question of ur life,
    you are the only Answer.
    To the problems of ur life,
    you are the only Solution.


    Have a great day!!!!



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    Actual Meanings of Some Words

    School: A place where Papa pays and Son plays.

    Life Insurance: A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.

    Nurse: A person who wakes you up to give you sleeping pills.


    Marriage: It's an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman gains her masters.

    Divorce: Future tense of Marriage.

    Tears: The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine waterpower.

    Lecture: An art of transferring information from the notes of the Lecturer to the notes of the students without passing through "the minds of either"

    Conference: The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

    Compromise: The art of dividing a cake in such a way that everybody believes he got the biggest piece.

    Conference Room : A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees later on.

    Boss: Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

    Politician : One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence after.

    Doctor : A person who kills your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.

    Classic: Books, which people praise, but do not read.

    Smile: A curve that can set a lot of things straight.

    Office: A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.

    Yawn: The only time some married men ever get to open their mouth.

    Etc.: A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do.

    Committee : Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.



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    21 THINGSCOMMON TO ALL ENGG COLLEGES

    1). The lecturers dont teach.The students dont
    study.The only guy who benefits is the one who owns
    the 'dhaba' next to the college.

    2).Rules are made to be broken.

    3).Promises are made to be b roken.

    4).Deadlines are made to be extended...ALWAYS!

    5).Guys always think the chics in the college next
    lane are more beautiful.

    5).The geeks are the most pampered lot during the
    internal exams.

    6).The lab assistants are the most respected
    people(during the lab exams i.e)

    7).The watchmen are the people most bribed.

    .The HOD is the person most respected(heights of
    sycophancy here).

    9).The principal is the person most abused and
    insulted(behind the back i.e)

    10).Dropping subjects is 'cool'.(arre yaar..drop the
    idea of dropping subjects plzz).

    11).There is always a lecturer in the college who cant
    speak proper 'english'.

    12).Night-out is the second most important tool to ace
    the exams.

    13).All time u will be in debate with students of other
    branch as their branch is d BEST.


    14).The most important tool..the bhramastra.. is the
    'chit' in which the words can be understood only by
    the person who wrote them(in most of the cases i.e)

    15).The freshers are the most sought after..be it in
    the canteen,the 'free' periods or for completing the
    records,assignments .

    16).One has to live in constant fear of a DROP all
    through the engg carrier as according to new revised
    stringent RULES any thing can happen to ANYONE.
    ( KISI KO KUCH BHI HO SAKTA HAI) .

    17).The second-years are the ones with the 'I am the
    don-of-the-college' feeling iff one not has MECHANICS KT of
    1st sem.....( BAP of all papers of ENGG).

    1.The third years are the ones with the
    'so-many-backlogs' feeling and the poor souls get down
    to studying after bossing around in the college
    for so long.but the fun still continues.

    19).The fourth years have no connection wit h the
    college whatsoever.. .with no interest in
    ragging,pulling each other`s legs,the bday parties,the
    bday bums et al whic



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    PRISON vs WORK

    In case you ever got the two mixed up, this should make things a bit more clear....

    IN PRISON...you spend the majority of your time in an 8x10 cell.
    AT WORK...you spend the majority of your time in a 6x8 cubicle.



    IN PRISON...you get three meals a day.
    AT WORK...you only get a break for one meal and you pay for it.



    IN PRISON...you get time off for good behavior.
    AT WORK...you get more work for good behavior.



    IN PRISON...the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you.
    AT WORK...you must carry around a security card and open all the doors for yourself.



    IN PRISON...you can watch TV and play games.
    AT WORK...you get fired for watching TV and playing games.



    IN PRISON... you get your own toilet.
    AT WORK... you have to share the toilet



    IN PRISON...they allow your family and friends to visit.
    AT WORK...you can't even speak to your family.



    IN PRISON...all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required.
    AT WORK...you get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from

    your salary to pay for prisoners.



    IN PRISON...you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out.
    AT WORK...you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.



    IN PRISON...you must deal with sadistic wardens.
    AT WORK... they are called managers.



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    Tips on SUCCESS

    Most of the rewards of success often come after
    The age of 40. that will be when, the hackneyed line goes, "Life begins" and things will not be as hard as when you were still struggling to hack out career. By the time you reach that age, you should already be valued for your experience, knowledge and judgement, rather than for your ability to work 18 hours everyday.

    So what should you do to make sure you make it big before you reach that age?

    1. DO YOUR HOMEWORK. Learn everything you need to know about your business or profession before 40.

    2. DEVELOP YOUR OWN STYLE. Before
    You're 40, learn what u'r comfortable with
    Whether it's the way you dress or simply
    The small touches that set you apart. You
    Can experiment in your 20's and 30's but
    Establish your own style firmly by the
    You're 40.

    3. PUT YOUR EMOTIONAL LIFE IN ORDER,
    IF POSSIBLE. It's easier to climb the totem
    Pole of your career if you are happy in life,
    Rather than when you are mired in emotional crises. Its hard enough to
    Succeed without taking on personal
    Problems that lessen your energy and
    Divert your attention. Besides unhappiness
    Is like a disease. It gradually eclipses
    Interest in everything else. Of course, all
    Your difficulties cant be avoided, and one has to rise above them. But those who have managed to put their personal lives in order by the time they are 40 are generally in better shape for success than those who have not. So if you are going to a hopeless
    Affair, do it – before the problem's drags on
    Into the 5th decade of your life.

    4. KNOW YOUR WEAKNESSES.
    Accept the things that u don't do well, cant
    Stand, and wont do. Get into the kind of work you enjoy before you are 40 or you are guaranteeing yourself an unhappy decade or two after that age.

    5. KNOW UR STRENGTH You better decide what you're good at, too, and recognize the things you enjoy doing and do better than anyone else. Whatever you're role, knowing who you are and what you've good at is critical for success.

    6. MAKE A START PUTTING AWAY YOUR "I QUIT" MONEY. Nothing is so depressing as absolute dependency – the knowledge that you cant afford to quit your job or take
    A risk in changing careers. Put away enough so that you have a safety net. You
    May never use it, but sometimes, the only proper response to situation is "Gentleman quit" – and you'll hate yourself if you're not in a position to say it.

    7. ESTABLISH A NETWORK If by 40 you have'nt build a network of friends, or at least people who rely on you and to whom you can turn, you are in trouble. A network
    Is not something you can establish overnight. It takes adecades of nurturing.
    In business as in politics, you need a lot of people, spread out in the right places, who you can depend on you.

    8. LEARN TO DELEGATE Those who cant do this are condemned to remain in subordinate positions. Delegation is half of success. A person who cannot delegate will
    Find him fatally handicapped. You must be able to pick the right people and trust them.

    9. LEARN WHEN TO KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT More careers are
    Ruined by careless
    Talk than by anything else. Learn to keep quite and look wise. People will naturally suppose that you know more than you probably do. Don't gossip and don't talk about your plans. A reputation for keeping
    Secrets far outweighs the easy popularity
    That sharing gossip may give you. Remember, in higher management, secrecy
    Is highly valued.

    10. BE LOYAL A reputation for disloyalty usually makes you unwelcome anywhere in business. You claw your way to the top not by back – stabbing, but by establishing on in your career a solid-reputation as a faithful man. If you can't establish a reputation for rock-hard 100 percent loyalty by the time you're 40, you wont find many places to go in your career.

    11. ALWAYS KEEP YOUR SENSE OF HUMOR
    Here on earth, nothing is forever, not even
    Success!



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    LIFE I LEARNED FROM A JIGSAW PUZZLE

    Don't force a fit. If something is meant to be, it will come together naturally.

    When things aren't going so well, take a break. Everything will look different when you return.

    Be sure to look at the big picture. Getting hung up on the little pieces only leads to frustration.

    Perseverance pays off. Every important puzzle went together bit by bit, piece by piece.

    When one spot stops working, move to another. But be sure to come back later (see above).

    The creator of the puzzle gave you the picture as a guidebook.

    Variety is the spice of life. It's the different colors and patterns that make the puzzle interesting.

    Establish the border first. Boundaries give a sense of security and order.

    Don't be afraid to try different combinations. Some matches are surprising.

    Take time to celebrate your successes (even little ones).

    Anything worth doing takes time and effort. A great puzzle can't be rushed.



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    SUCCESS STARTS WITH A BEGINNING

    To reach your goal or to attain success,
    you don't need to know all of the answers in advance.
    But you do need to have a clear idea of your goal.

    Everyone who got where they are
    had to begin where they were.
    You are surrounded by opportunities.

    Don't procrastinate when faced with difficult problems.
    Break those problems into parts,
    and handle one part at a time.

    Develop tendencies toward action.
    Break your big plan into small steps
    and take the first step right away.
    You can make something happen, right now.

    A journey of a thousand miles begins with one step.
    You can begin your journey to success today



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    GOOD ONE.



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