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    Lage raho Munna Bhai.....................

    Lage raho Munna Bhai......

    PROFESSOR: Gandhi Jayanti ke baray mein kya jantey ho?
    MUNNA BHAI: Gandhi bahut jabardast aadmi tha, Baap. Maa Kasam, par apun ko yeh nehin malum ke yeh Jayanti kaun hai.

    CIRCUIT: Bhai, Bapu ne bola tha ke kabhi jhoot nehin bolna mangta hai. Apun aaj se kabhi jhoot nehin bolega Bhai.
    MUNNA BHAI: Aye Circuit, woh Sunita ka baap aya hai terayko dund rehla hai.
    CIRCUIT: Bhai usko bolo apun gaon gaya hai, kheti karneko.
    MUNNA BHAI: Par Circuit, abhi to tu bola kabhi jhoot nehin bolega.
    CIRCUIT: Bhai, apun jhoot nehin bolega, par tum to bol sakta hai na.

    MAMU: Chand toh raat ko nikalta hai, aaj din mein kaise nikal aya?
    GIRL: Ullu to raat ko bolta hai, aaj din mein kaise bol pada?

    CIRCUIT: Bhai, woh apnay bachpan ka dost aarehla aaj raat ko dinner pe. Mera sara chain collection apnay kamray mein chupa do na please.
    MUNNA BHAI: Kyun tera dost chor hai kya?
    CIRCUIT: Nehin Bhai, woh apnay chain pechan lega.

    MAMU: Bhai, apnay ko char mahinay mein Tamil sikhna padega. Kuch upay batao.
    MUNNA BHAI: Tamil kyun, aur char mahinay ka kya chakkar hai?
    MAMU: Meinay ek Tamil baccha adopt kiya hai, aur woh char mahinay mein bolne lagay ga.

    PROFESSOR: Akal badi ki bhais?
    MUNNA BHAI: Bole toh pehlay date of birth bata mamu.


     


    MUNNA BHAI: Circuit, bole toh yeh Ford kya hai?
    CIRCUIT: Bhai, gaadi hai.
    MUNNA BHAI: Toh phir, yeh Oxford kya hai?
    CIRCUIT: Bole toh, simple hai bhai, Ox mane Bael, Ford mane gaadi. Oxford bole toh Baelgaadi.

    CIRCUIT: Aye Mamu, tereko papad aur jhapad mein pharak pata hai kya?
    MAMU: Nehin.
    CIRCUIT: To kha ke dekh le, pata chal jayega.

    MUNNA BHAI: Mamu, apun bachpan mein dus maley ke building se gir gaya tha.
    MAMU: Aarey, phir kya hua. Bach gaya ki tapak gaya?
    MUNNA BHAI: Yaad nehin hai yaar. Bahut purane baat hai.

    MUNNA BHAI: Mamu, tu kitna pada hai?
    MAMU: B.A.
    MUNNA BHAI: Sala, do akshar pada aur woh bhi ulta?

    MAMU: Oye, maar gayay yaar. Meri biwi aur premika saath saath aa rehla hai.
    MAMU KA DOST: Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolne wala tha.

    CIRCUIT: Oye Short Circuit yeh light bulb pe baap ka naam kya likh raha hai?
    SHORT CIRCUIT: Apun baap ka naam roshan kar rehle hai.

    PRINCIPAL: Agar koi ladka girls hostel mein gaya toh first time 100 Rs fine, 2nd time 200 Rs. fine and 3rd time 500.
    MUNNA BHAI: Monthly paas ka kya lega Mamu.



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