Jackie Chan ki saas ka naam kya hai?.. ??? socho....... nahi pata..??
* D'Cold......Chan ki saans - D'cold




Chalo ab batao Jackie Chan ki bahu ka naam kya hai ????
This is quite simple..
* D'Cold again.......Kyunki saans bhi kabhi bahuthi



A beggar meets another beggar.
A software engineer meets another software engineer.
Both of them ask the same question to each other. What is the question ???
* So, Which Platform are you Working on ???....




What will u call a person who is leaving India??
* Hindustan Lever (Leaver).



What will u call a person who leaves India,but doesn't travel much??
* Hindustan Lever Ltd (Limited).











RAM SITA HAI ... TO RAM KAUN HAI ??
* TAILOR




SITA RAM HAI TO SITA KAUN HAI ???????????
* Sita MEMORY hai (RAM=RANDOM ACCESS MEMORY yar./)



Once upon a time in an elephant school some loafer elephants were sitting on a wall.
A sexy female elephant passes by. what do the loafer elephants say about her?
socho socho nahin yar aplog nahin bata sakte.............
* 36000 - 24000 - 36000 !!!




The Madrasi said, I want to see the movie 'heart is umbrella'. Which movie did he really want to see?
* Dil Chhata Hai...