If your girl asks you which dress to wear ?
* Kuch nahi (Pears)

Not satisfied with your dates ?
* Yeh dil mangey more (Pepsi)

If you are going to propose to a girl, chances are... ?
* 50-50 (Britannia)

Those who succeed in love always say ?
* We dream because we do (Daewoo)

A guy having a number of girl friends ?
* Complete Man (Raymonds)

A smart girl having a number of boyfriends ?
* Yeh hai hamara suraksa chakra (Colgate)

If a girl slapped you when you proposed to her ?
* Take it easy (Limca)

If you get married to a girl of your mother's choice... ?
* Jiyo merey Lal (Brook Bond)

How do u CUT roads?????
By LAUGHING????????????
* Because "Haste Haste Cut jaye Raste

Luv and Kush are going to a village & in between comes A well. Luv falls into the well.
* Because Luv (love) is blind !!!!!

Now , Kush also jumps inside. Why??
* Because Luv ke liye saala kush bhi karega!!!!