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    Teacher Student School Jokes

    The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is watching."
    Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.
    A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples.





    Child: "Why do you send me to school for."
    Mother: "To make a man out of you."
    Child: "But my teacher makes everyday a cock out of me."






    A girl was yelling in the Church after the Chapel: "Oh God! Please make Moscow the Capital of China!"
    The priest inquired: "Why must you pray so, my child?"
    Girl: "That's what I've written in my answer sheet in the examination!"




     








    When the teacher entered the class all the boys were standing.
    The teacher said: 'Now, all of you sit down except those who are absolutely dull and duffers?' All the boys sat down except Rajan.
    Teacher: 'Why Rajan? Are you absolutely dull and a duffer?'
    Rajan: 'No sir. The thing is that you were standing alone and it didn't look good to me.'



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