Publisher: "Have you written this poem all by yourself?"
Young Poet: "Ofcourse, every word of it."
Publisher: "Well i am very glad to meet you, Mr.Edgar Allan Poe. I was afraid you were dead a long time ago."

Man went to the book shop and asked the saleswomen, "Where is the self-help section?"
Saleswomen: "If I tell you, it will defeat the purpose."