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    LATESTGUIDER JOKES

    A tourist was being led through a river in Corbett National Park. "Is it true," he asked, "that a crocodile won't attack you if you carry a torch?"
    "That depends, "replied the guide, on how fast you carry the torch!"



    Frightened tourist: "Are ther any bats in this cave?
    Guide: "There were, but dont worry, the snakes ate all of them."



    Tourist to guide: "Can you tell me why so many famous ancient battles were fought on tourister sites?




    Tourist: "Look Guide, Here are some LION tracks."
    Guide : "Good. You see where they go and i will find out where they came from!".


     



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