A tourist was being led through a river in Corbett National Park. "Is it true," he asked, "that a crocodile won't attack you if you carry a torch?"
"That depends, "replied the guide, on how fast you carry the torch!"
Frightened tourist: "Are ther any bats in this cave?
Guide: "There were, but dont worry, the snakes ate all of them."
Tourist to guide: "Can you tell me why so many famous ancient battles were fought on tourister sites?
Tourist: "Look Guide, Here are some LION tracks."
Guide : "Good. You see where they go and i will find out where they came from!".