Banta Singh told his doctor that he wasn't able to do all the things around the house that he used to do. The doctor decided to do a thorough examination and afterwards Banta said, "Now, Doc, I can take it. Tell me in plain English what is wrong with me."
"Well, in plain English," the doctor replied, "your'e just lazy."
"Okay," said Banta. "Now give me the medical term so I can tell my wife."