Why do barbers make good drivers?
Because they know all the short cuts!

Barber: "Your hair is turning grey, sir."
Customer, irritated by the long delay: " I'm not surprised hurry up, will you?"

First friend: "My barber is a specialist in road-map shaves."
Second friend: "How come?"
First friend: "When he's finished, your face is full of short cuts!"

A man tells the barber. "Don't put any sweet stuff on me. My wife'll think I've been to a whore house."
Another customer in a nearby chair says, "You can put as much as you want on me. My wife has never been to a whore house!"