Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery.
The shopkeep! er asked: Exide laga du?
Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya?
Jokes,Thisismyindia, This is My India
Santa went out to buy an Indian flag. The shop owner gave him the flag.
Guess what did he ask next...
Ismein aur colour dikhayiye.
Santa:Q: Why dogs don't marry? BantaA: Because they are already leading a dog's life!
Santa falls in luv with a nurse... After much thinking, he finally writes a love letter to her: "I luv u sister."