Santa, calls her mom,
Maa!
Khush khabri,
Ab hum 2 se 3 bane!

Mom,
Beta,
Ladka hai ya ladki

Santa,
Na beta
Na ladki
Maine
Dusri Shaadi karli
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What is wrong with your cell??
Every time I call a girl says
"The subscriber you have dialed is


 


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a Monkey

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Plz contact zoo for details...

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Ram Chandra keh gaye Siya se
Aisa kalyug aayega

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Dono taraf se honge SMS
Par phone koi na milayega

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Bolo SMS Pack ki jai!
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U & I are friend/lover/partner
When u cry, i cry.
When u laugh, i laugh.
When u hurt, i hurt.
When u jump off a bridge

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I m sure going to miss u!
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Tum paas aae
Yun muskuraye
Apne 32 dant
Mujko dikhaye
Dekh ke mera dil
Phoot Phoot ke rota hai

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Yaar tumse BRUSH bhi
Theek se nahi hota hai

Santa to Banta,
Yaar eh Ram Nauvmi ki cheez hai?

Banta,
Tenu nahi pata!
Jadon Ram Ji 8vi pass kar ke 9vi ch hoe si...


I have a lovely gift 4 U

Close your eyes...

Ready...

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2
3

Oye, U didn't close your eyes.
No gift
Ek Punjab police vala car nu rokta hai,
Eh "Sadak Surakhsa Week" hai
Isiliye seat belt laake gaddi chalaun vaaste
Tuhani 5000/- rupe da inaam dita jaunda hai
Inne paise do tusi ki karoge??

Driver,
Sab to pehla aapna driving license banavanga.

Woman in the back,
Ehdi gal te bharosa na kariyon bhaaji,
Eh peeke idda hi kehnda hai.

Child-police nu vekh ke,
Papa mainu pata si tusi chori di gaddi lai ke
ziada door nahi jaa sakange...

From the boot,
Oh bhai!
Appa border paar kar liya?!



Khuda kare tujhe khushiyan hazaar mile
Mujhse bhi achche yaar mile
Meri girlfriend tujhe bandhe raakhi
Aur tujhe ek behan ka pyaar mile.



Open wid Luv!

Mujhe tumse kuch kehna hai...

Wahi bat jo dil ko chu jaye...

Wahi pyaar ke 3 akshar...

The three golden words

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"SUDHAR JAA NALAYAK!"







Haath jo thama hai to chodna nahi
Wada jo kiya hai to todna nahi
Pyaar to aap se hamesha rahenge hamare
Kyunki dilon se khelna hai hame aata nahi

Are Deewano

Mujhe Pehchano

Kahan se aaya

Main hu kaun

Main hu kaun?

Main hu kaun??

Main hu

Main hu

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?

Ki gal number dekh ke pata nahi lagda...?