Man: Sardar jee aap ko garmi lagti hai toh kia karte ho?
Sardar: AC ke paas ja ke beth jata hoon!

Man: Agar phir bhi garmi lagay toh?
Sardar: Toh A/C on kar leta hoon!

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Ek Sardar doosre sardar se: Yaar bata motorcycle ke kitne tyre hote hai?

2nd sardar: 2 hote hai.

1st sardar: Nahi do nahi 6 hote hai

2nd sardar: Woh kaise?

1st sardar: Iss tarah 4 Motor ke aur 2 cycle ke.

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A sardarji always sliped on a banana skin.
Once he was walking on a road he saw a banana skin lying over there.
By seeing it he said, 鄭are yaar, aaj phir se girna padega!

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Dog 1: Main iss area mein naya naya hoon! Mujhe yaha ke kutto ke sardar se milna hai.

Dog 2: Ssshhh..Chup! Aawaz mat karo.

Boss iss waqt msg padh rahe hai!


 


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Ek baar Pappu Gangubai ke ghar jaata hai aur darwaza knock karta hai.
Gangubai: Kaun?
Pappu: Main!
Gangubai: Main kaun?
Pappu: Tu Gangubai!

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Bus chali jhatka laga aur santa ek ladki par ja gira:

Ladki boli: Badtameez kya kar rahe ho?

Santa: Ji punjab university se B.A. Final.

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Santa ki chatri mein hole tha,
Kisi ne pucha, umbrella mein hole kyu?

Sardar bola: Oye barish ruk jayegi toh pata kaise chalega..

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Santa proposing a girl: Darling kya tum mujse shadi karogi?

Girl: Tameez se baat karo.

Santa:Behan ji, kya aap mujhse shaadi karogi?

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Teacher: Apka beta cigarate peeta hai. Aap kabhi use puchhte nahi?

Santa: Haan, puchhta hoon, par mujhe kabhi deta hi nahi.

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Sardar sent sms to his boss:
Me sick, no work.

Boss sms back:
When I am sick I kiss my wife, try it.

2 Hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
Me ok, ur wife very sweet.

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Teacher to Sardar: Write your best friend痴 name in English.
Sardar wrote: 腺eautiful Red Underwear
Teacher: What?
Sardar: His name is Sundar Lal Chaddi.