Santa Singh and Banta Singh landed up in Bombay. They managed to get into a double- decker bus. Santa Singh somehow managed to get a bottom seat, But unfortunate Banta got pushed to the top. After a while when the rush is over, Santa went upstairs to see friend Bannta Singh.

He met Banta in a bad condition clutching the seats in front with both hands, scared to death. He says, 鄭re Banta Singh!

What the heck痴 going on? Why are you scared ? I was enjoying my ride down there ? Scared Banta replies. 添eah, but you致e got a *driver.*


What do you call a sardar who has only one drink? Just-one Singh.

What do you call a sardar who drinks only beer? Just-beer Singh (探 silent!).

How did the Sardar try to kill the bird? He threw it off a cliff.

Why can稚 Sardars make ice cubes? They always forget the recipe.

Why do Sardars work seven days a week? So you don稚 have to re-train them on Monday



Ticket Cheker Ask To Sardar. : Ticket Dikhao.
Sardar: Ye Lo Dekho.
T.T: Ye To Purani He.
Sardar: To Ye Train Bhi Konsi Nayi He


How can a Sardar Kill a Lion ?
Sardarji thinks N thinks hard
comes to a conclusion:
I値l drink poison n let lion eat me.


Sardar interview in u.s embassy,
Q ur name please?
A: Baldev Singh
Q: Sex?
A: ji 2 times in a day
Q: I mean male or female?
A: donsnot matter jo mil je ohi Thok di daaa


Sardarni: I am pregnant.
Sardar: Main to ENGLAND main tha.
Apki foto thi mere pass!
Jhoot mat bolo photo to kamar tak hi thi


sardarji bachche ke sath bazzar main the

bachcha-papa-papa angoor

sardarji-beta ye angoor nahin angoori hai angoor toh
panjab mai milte hai je bade-bade

ghar aakar-mammi ye papa nahin papi hai
papa to panjab mai milte hai je bade-bade


Sardar ki wife in romantic mood

Sardar ki wife romantic mood main pooray bed pr bazu phaila kr lait k boli

徒uch samjhe?

Sardar: Haan, kameeni.

Tu purey bed pr akeli sona chahti ha.