There are large groups of surd people in a bar and they are having a celebration. Another man walks into the bar and sees the celebration and asks why all the surd people are celebrating. One of the surds says: "We had just solved a 100 piece jigsaw puzzle within six hours." The man says: "I am sorry. I do not see what the big deal is. The surd replies: "On the box it says 'from 3 to 5 years'."
A sardar was given the job of painting the white lines down the middle of a highway. On his first day he painted six miles; the next day three miles; the following day less than a mile. Then the foreman asked the sardar why he kept painting less each day. He replied "I just can't do any better. Each day I keep getting farther away from the paint can".
Cow in the sky
A sardar was walking along, when he looked up to observe a bird flying overhead. Suddenly, the bird drops a load when it was directly over him. The sardar says, "Good thing that cows don't fly".