Enjoooooy its really cool!!!!
1.How do you fit 30 marwadis in a Maruti 800 ? Throw a 100 rupee note inside
2. Sardarji opens his lunch box in the middle of the road....why ? Just to confirm whether he is going to or coming back from the office
3.Sardar enters kitchen and opens the sugarbox. Sees inside and closes it. Wife observes the whole episode. Again he comes and does the same stuff. Wife askes Why are you doing this? Sardar replies: Doc told to check sugar level regularly
4.What is the full form of singh: S-sardar I-insaanN-nahi G-gadha H-hai.
5.Angry sardar-Oye mein is duniya ko mita dunga - mita dunga- mita dunga. Another sardar standing besides said mein tujhe rubber nahi dunga.
6.Santa singh: Can u spell a word that has more than
100 letters in it? Banta singh: Post office.
7. Sardar on cycle hit lady accidently, lady says,"
break nahi mar sakta tha kya? Sardar replies "break ka kya hai, poori cycle to mar
8.Sardarji zebra crossing ke black & white patte par
bar bar idhar-udhar chalte the, woh kya soch rahe
honge....think............. "SALA YE PIANO BAJTA KYO NAHI"
9. Sardar:Aap kitna padhe ho? Friend: B.A.
Sardar: kamal karte ho yaar sirf do word padhe aur woh bhi ulte.
10.A friend asks sardar how was ur exam? Sardar: It was ok but i couldnt answer past tense of THINK. I thought, thought & finally i wrote 'THUNK'.
11.Sardar: Doctor help me, mein jab baat karta huun to muje sirf awaaz sunai deti hai, aadmi nahi dikhta. Dr: Aaisa kab hota hai?
Sardar: Phone karte waqt.
12.Sardar jhad pe bethkar gaa rahe the, achanak ek sardar jhad se ulta latak ke gaane laga, dusre ne pucha ki ulta kyon latka he, Sardar bola oye side B gaa raha hun.
13.Sardarni asks her lover,"Santa dear, if we get engaged, will u give me a ring?" "Sure" replies santa. "Whats ur phone no?"
14.A woman had 8 sons all named Kevin. On asking how she managed to call one in particular. She replied: That's easy. I call them by their surname !
15. Koi apni biwi ka antim sanskar karke ghar ja raha tha ki achanak bijli
chamki, badal garje, jor se baarish shuru hui dukhi
aadmi bola: Lagta hai pahunch gai