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    laloo the millionare...............

    Back in the Jahanabad, there were two Yadavs , Laloo and Sadhu. One day, the two were enjoying a strong country in the local thek , when a man walked into the bar with a Brahmin's head under his arm. The barman shakes his hand and says, "I hate Brahmins; last week the bastards burnt my barn to the ground, assaulted my wife and killed my children." He then says, "If any man brings me the head of a Brahmin, I'll give him fifty thousand rupees."

    The two Yadavs looked at each other and walked out of the bar to go hunting for a Brahmin. They were walking around for a while when suddenly they saw one; Sadhu threw a rock which hit the Brahmin right on the head.

    The Brahmin fell off his horse, but landed seventy feet down a ravine. The two nuts made their way down the ravine where Laloo pulled out a knife to claim their trophy.
    Suddenly, Sadhu said, "Lalooji, take a look at this."

    Laloo replied, "Not now, I'm busy."

    Sadhu tugged him on the shoulder and says, "I really think you should look at this."
    Laloo said, "Look, you can see I'm busy. There's Fifty thousand rupees in my hand."

    But Sadhu was adamant. "Please, Lalooji, take a look at this."


     


    So Laloo looked up and saw that standing at the top of the ravine were five thousand Ranbir Sainiks.
    Laloo just shook his head and said, "Oh . . . my . . . God . . . we're going to be Crorepatis!"



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    hahahaha...

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    What a positive attitude...

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    hahahahah......kia baat hai yar.....

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