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    Cow Economics

    Emerging 'isms' of the new economy


     


    INFOSYSism
    You have a 1000 poor cows. You put them on a nice campus, & send them one at a time to the US for milking.


    WIPROism
    GE has a cow. You take 49% of the milk.

    DELLism
    Intel has a Goat. Samsung has a Camel. Buy milk from both & sell it as Cow's milk.


    IBMism
    You have old stubborn cows. You sell them as pet dogs to innocent small businessmen.


    MICROSOFTism
    You have a cow. Force the world to buy milk from you. Spend a million dollars to feed poorer cows.

    SUNism
    You have a bull. It doesn't give milk. You hate M'zoft.

    ORACLEism
    You have a cow. You don't know which side to milk, so you sell tools to help milk cows.

    SAPism
    You don't have a cow You sell milking solutions for cows implemented by milking consultants.

    APPLEism
    You have a cow. You sell iMilk.


    SONYism
    You have a cow. You spend $50 mn to develop the world's thinnest milk.


    CITIBANKism
    Welcome to Citibank. If you have a cow, press 1. If you have a bull, press 2...stay on line if you'd like our customer care to milk it for you.


    HPism
    You don't know if what you have is a cow. You sell complete milking solutions through authorised resellers only.

    GEism
    You have a donkey. People think you have a 100-year old cow. If someone finds out, that's his imagination at work.

    RELIANCEism
    You don't yet have a cow. You sell empty cans to people for Rs. 501, because Dhirubhai wanted everyone to have milk.

    TATAism

    You have a very old cow. You re-brand it as TATA Indicow.



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    lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzz...intelligent one game_over...koool

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    Hehehe, nice ones.

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