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    Funny SMS 3

    • Look at the world as one big chocolate cake.
    It would never be complete without few sweets and nuts.
    Sweets like ME and nuts like YOU.

    • Friends r like mirrors
    they are our reflection
    you r damn lucky I look good !!!!

    • Chaand ko garoor hai ki uske paas noor hai,
    to kya hua....
    Mujhe bhi garoor hai ki mera Dost Langoor hai

    • sharab samaj ka 1 dushman hai,
    Aoao milke kasam khaye,
    is dushman ko khatam karen gay.
    ek botal tum khatam karo,
    ek botal hum khatam karen gay...

    • Tu Chaand maange main Chaand de du,
    tu raat maange main raat de du,
    Tu dil maange main dil de du,
    Tu Jaan maange......
    Abe bas Departmental Store samajh rakha hai kya???

    • I want to share everything with u
    Your sadness, ur happy moments
    Every single second of the day
    Let’s start with
    Your bank account.

    • 1960's Girls: Pehla pehla pyar hai ankhon main bahar hai aja mere sajna tera intezar hai
    2005's Girl: Phela pehla pyar hai ankhon main bahar hai aja mere sajna warna dosra tayyar hai..

    • Kya aankheiN hain aapki, kya baatein hain aapki..
    us khuda ne kuch aisa aapko bnaya hai...
    maano..."Shhhsss...KOI Hai" se bhoot nikal aaya hai....

    • Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya
    KUCH TO HUA HAI KUCH HO GAYA HAI,
    Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya
    SAB KUCH ALAG HAI SAB KUCH NAYA HAI

    • When i call you..
    1. Ringing means i m thinking u.
    2. Ringing means i like u.
    3. Ringing means i miss u.
    4. Ringing means i need u.
    5. Ringing means behray phone utha

    • Aaj ...
    Aaj...... Aaj Ek Sweater Aur Pehen Lo...
    Aaj Ek Razai Aur Odh Lo... .
    Aaj Ek Mufler Aur Lapet Lo...
    Aaj Do Moze Aur Pehen Lo...
    Aaj Ek Kehwa Aur Pii Lo...
    Aaj Ek Heater Aur Chala Lo...
    Kya Pata....
    Kal Thand Ho Na Ho ! !!

    • You = cute
    You = hot
    You = sweet
    You = intelligent
    You = amazing
    You = perfect
    Me = a great liar.

    • Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola
    Main uski yaad mein ban gaya baraf ka gola
    aur vo boli ki Thanda matlab Coca Cola

    • This messege can only b read by a CUTe person

    Try again ..................


    Nothing ? sorry i guess your just not CUTE........................



    Hey ! don't force it , u r not CUTE

    • Today i was cooking chicken when i added green palak.

    Chicken started singing & dancing :









    " HUM PE YE KIS NE HARA RANG DALA
    MAR DALA MAR DALA "

    • A pathan want 2 commit suicide,
    When asked : Pathan said,my wife ran wid my Best Friend & i can't live widout my friend

    • If ur world is spinning round & round... ur heart is beating fast.......

    Do u think its LOVE ?
    na munna ,its called...........??

    high B.P........!!!!

    • 2day, 2mmorow & yesterday there will b 1 heart dat would always beat 4 u…u know Whose???ur Own Stupid!!!

    • Passwords r like underwear: change them often

    • Kids in back seats cause accidents, accidents in back seats cause kids

    • Arz kiya hai.....
    Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai
    wah wah! wah wah!
    Aaj-kal aapke SMS aana band hai
    khafa ho humse ya balance kam hai?
    ha ha ha ha.....

    • tere der pe sanam hazar baar ayengey,
    tere der pe sanam hazar baar ayengey,
    Ghanti bajayengey aur bhaag jayengey

    • Teri aankain jhuki jhuki
    tera chehra khila khila
    jab tere chehre per haath ghumaya
    to aadha kilo fair & lovely mila

    • Tere pyaar ki roshni aisi hai ki
    har taraf ujaala nazar aata hai
    sochta hu ki ghar ki bijli katwa du
    kambaqt bill bohat aata hai.....(

    • Hi i am marrying next week
    there will be a small party and
    only few persons will be invited
    Hey don't bring any gift
    just bring SOMEONE to marry me.....

    • Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi
    liya paper aur tasveer aapki bnayi
    socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge
    magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi...

    • If marriages r made in heaven, den wat r made in Hell? Ans : the days after marriage

    • Unite against togetherness!

    • Can I Have Ur Picture So I Can Show Santa What I Want For XMAS?

    • when i call u; 1 ring means I’m thinking of u;2 ring means i like u; 3 means i miss u; 4 means ........pick up phone idiot

    • aRz KiYa hAi !!
    DiL nAy TuMhaiN yAaD kyAa AuR sOgAya
    DiL NaY tUmHAiN yAaD kyAa AuR SoGaYA

    hAm NaY tuM kO SmS KiYa AuR bALanCe
    KahTam HoGaYA !!.
    WAH WAH WAH ! KIYA BAT HAI.

    • chelthay rahoo chhelthay rahooo..
    jub pohacnh jao to sms ker day na

    • kehtain hain ke ISHQ main nind Urjati hai
    Kehtian hain ke ISHQ main nind urjati hai

    Koi Ham Say Bhee Ishq Karay
    Koi Ham Say Bhee Ishq Karay

    Kambakhat Nind Bohot Aati hai !
    ****heehehhe****

    • One out of four people is a chinese in this world. If your father, your mother and your brother are not Chinese, it must be you

    • The Police are looking for a suspect who is smart, sexy, witty & very good looking... So where are you gonna to hide Me?

    • im at the police station.The police caught me & filed a case against me "possession of good looks".i'm doomed! i need someone ugly 2 bail me out-so hurry up!





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