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    mobile sms - funny collection

    • sharab hai to mai-khane banee
    husan hai to dewane banee
    ap me bhe koi khaas baat hai
    tabhe to pagal khane banee

    • Fa=40/
    Rexona=35/
    Safeguard=30/
    Lux=40/
    lifeboy=15/
    Silk=30/
    Imperial=20/
    Plz inn main say koi bhi lay lo but aaj naha lo...plz...hahahaha

    • Yeh tumhara SULAGTA hua JISM ...KAPKAPATAY HONT....LARKHARATI
    AAWAZ...THARTHARATA BADAN ...mujhe pehle se shuq tha ke tumhain MALARIA HAI.....

    • Erz kiya hai..Hum to ashiq hain ap ke Shadi bhi ap say krain gay...Per tomray
    abba ammi hum say larin gay...Hum phir gusai main aa ker qatal na ker
    dalin...Kiya qatal to sari umer jail main guzarin gay haha!!!!

    • Erz Kiya hai..Haseeno na niklo ghar say mera dil beqrar hota hai.....per kiya
    kerun us waqt Mera Abba v naal hota hai!

    • Taj mahal kiya chez hia main to us se bada mahal banaoun ga aree mumtaaz to marke
    dafan hoi thi main to tujhe zinda hi dafnaoun ga.

    • The rain makes all things beautiful. The grass & flowers 2.If rain makes all
    things beautiful why doesn't it rain on you?

    • Please remind me to remind you about reminding me to send you this reminder that
    reminds me of reminding you that I AM THERE FOR YOU. Don't forget.

    • At dis moment in time 10 million people r having sex.5 million people r drinking
    coffee.100 million people r sleeping & 1 stupid fool is reading my text! pass on

    • How Dogs and Women are alike.....
    Neither believe that silence is golden.
    Neither can balance a checkbook.
    Both put too much value on kissing

    • CNN News. Bush orders 15,000 FBI trained dogs to track down Osama. FBI awaiting
    further orders as one of the dogs is reading this.

    • Q:What is the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
    A: About 45 pounds!!

    • Aaj didar, kal yaar, parso pyar, phir ekrar, aur phir-intzar, phir-takrar, phir-
    darar, saari mehnat-bekar, aur akhir mein-Ek aur devdas at beer bar!

    • Mohabat 1 bar ho jaye us ko bholapan kehtay hain, 2 bar ho jaye us ko dewaanapan
    kehtay hain, 3 bar hoo jaye us ko pagalpan kehtay hain,counting phir bhi na rukhay
    usi ko kameenapan kehtay hai.

    • Masoom se ek larki thy, sms92.com per sms karti thy, ek larkay per vo marty
    thy, baten piyary karti thy, per house number deynay se vo darty thy.

    • This is the telephone terrorist team. While receiving this message a virus will
    be activated. This virus should have infected your mobile by now. Your mobile
    will be disabled, unless you are ugly.

    • Ek Tusi sharmandey bohat ho ,Ek Tusi itrandey bohat ho,Dil kar da hai tuhano
    dinner tay lay jawan per tusi khandey v bohat ho.

    • Zindage mein aisa koi lumha na aaya..Har pal na ho too mujhe yaad aya..Dunya men aisi koi exhibition na hoge..Jis men kunjoose ka award aap ne na ho paya!!
    Submitted By : Orient Think, Submitted On : Nov 23, 2005

    • Teri Maa Di
    Tere Peo Di
    Teri Behan Di
    Tere Bra Di
    Teri Babi Di
    Tere Pure Khandan Di
    Te Meri v Tu Jan Hai

    • Lamha Lamha Waqt Guzar Jayega,
    Chand Lamhon Men Exzm Sar Pe Ajayega,
    Abhi Bhi Waqt Hai Do Line Padh Lo,
    Warna Paas Kia Munna Bhai Karwae Ga!!!!

    • I have started luving 'U'... I know it sounds rediculous but I can't control my feelings 4 'U'. Some time later I'll start luving more ALPHABETS...!

    • kia dekh rahay hoo...apna kaam karoo

    • Reh Reh Kar Mujh Ko Ek Hi Khayal Ata Hay
    Woh Kambukht Na Janay Kon Say Sabun Say Nahata Hay

    • Remember me every day, every moment warna......

    1,2,3,4,5,6,7,
    8,9,10,11,12,13,
    14,15,16,17,18,19,
    20,21,22,23,24,25,26,
    27,28,29,30,31,32

    ek ek kar ke saare DANT TORD DIYE JAEIN GAY.....
    heheheheh












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