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    Funny SMS

    1- When you get this SMS, send it to 1 person u love, 1 u hate, 1 u always think of and 1 u wish to kill. Now, keep guessing why I sent it to u.

    2- If i cud reach up and hold a star 4 every time u made me smile the entire evening sky wud b in the palm of my hand.

    3- When i open my eyes every morning i pray to God
    that everyone should have a friend like you....
    Why should only i suffer!!!

    4- When u feel sad....
    To cheer up just go to the mirror and say,
    "damn I am really so cute" u will overcome your sadness.
    But don't make this a habit.....
    Coz liars go to hell !!!!

    5- Sweet candies are nice to eat
    Sweet words are easy to say
    but, sweet ppl are hard to find
    OH MY GOD! how did u find me

    6- u r stupid
    s 4 super
    t 4 talented
    u 4 unique
    p 4 pesron
    i 4 in
    d 4 demand

    7- Someday u may lose ur hair.
    u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind.
    But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks.
    coz u cant lose wot u don't have!


    8- what is wrong with your cell every time i call a voice comes the subscriber u have dialed is a monkey plz contact zoo for detail

    9- This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat, keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat, 20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat!

    10- Friendship is like a glass handle it with care because once broken cannot be mended and even if mended.... a crack is always there !!!

    11- VERY ... Cute, Gorgeous, Genius, Good-looking, Intelligent, One in Trillions...I think its enough abt ME, wht abut U....

    12- Our friendship means a lot 2 me.
    U cry i cry. U laugh i laugh.
    U jump out of the window...
    I look down & then... i laugh again

    13- Hi! i am marrying next week. there will be a small party and only a few people will be i am inviting you...don't bring any gift with you...just bring someone to marry me

    14- When Nights are long & Friends are few,
    I sit by my Window & think of u.
    a silent whisper a silent tear.
    with all my Heart i wish you were here.

    15- When the time comes for you to give your heart to someone make sure that u select spmeone who will never break your heart coz broken hearts have no spare parts.

    16- When it hurts to look back,
    and you're scared to look ahead,
    you can look beside you
    and your best friend will be there

    17- The rain makes all things beautiful.
    The grass & flowers 2.
    If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn't it rain on you?

    18- Hey friend remember that without stupidity there can be no wisdom
    & without ugliness there can be no beauty
    so the world needs YOU after all!

    19- one day Love and friendship met.
    Love asked-when i already exist why are you here?
    friendship replied "to make faces smile when u leave the tears!!!"

    20- If ever in your life U R very sad & lonely & feel that U have lost every thing, I will come, Hold your hand, take U 4 Walk on a Bridge & Show U where 2 jump From !!!...

    21- Smile a while and while you smile,
    smile another smile and soon there will be miles
    and miles of smile just because you smiled,
    I wish your day is full of SMILE

    22- Today, tommorow and yesterday there will be
    one heart that would always beat for you
    You know Whose???
    your Own Stupid!!!

    23- A good Friend is like a computer
    he ENTERS in your life SAVE himself
    in your heart,FORMATS all your troubles
    and never DELETE you from his heart.

    24- If u are a chocolate you are the SWEETEST,
    If u are a teddy bear you are the most HUGGABLE,
    If u are a star you are the BRIGHTEST,
    and since you are my friend...U R THE BEST !!!

    25- I've seen angels in the sky,
    I've seen snow fall in July,
    I've seen things you could only imagine to see or do,
    But I still haven't seen anything sweeter than you!

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    so sweet of you.................

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