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    Man And Woman . . .

    Man: "Haven't we met before?"
    Woman: "Yes, I'm the receptionist at the V.D. Clinic."

    Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before?"
    Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore."

    Man: "Is this seat empty?"
    Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down."

    Man: "So, wanna go back to my place?"
    Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?"

    Man: "Your place or mine?"
    Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine."

    Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?"
    Woman: "It's in the phone book."


     


    Man: "But I don't know your name."
    Woman: "That's in the phone book too."

    Man: "So what do you do for a living?"
    Woman: "I'm a female impersonator. "

    Man: "I know how to please a woman."
    Woman: "Then please leave me alone."

    Man: "I want to give myself to you."
    Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts."

    Man: "I can tell that you want me."
    Woman: "Ohhhh. You're so right. I want you...to leave."

    Man: "Hey Cutie, how 'bout you and I hitting the hot spots?"
    Woman: "Sorry, I don't date outside my species."

    Man: "May I see you pretty soon?"
    Woman: "Why? Don't you think I'm pretty now?"

    Man: "Your body is like a temple."
    Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today."

    Man: "I'd go through anything for you."
    Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account."

    Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you."
    Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there?"



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    heheheee....

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    hmmmmmmm

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    kya hua...

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    kuch nahi

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    phir kya soch rahe ho...

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    kuch nai bs aweeeeeeeeeen

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    phir bhi kya...

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    some are repost, but still nice

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    Hahhaha. gud

    And I was thinking Hunain doesnt know ENGLISH

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