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    Jokes SMS Collection

    Confucius say: Those who quote me are fools.

    Cole's Law: Thinly sliced cabbage.

    Circular Definition: see Definition, Circular.


    Bombs don't kill people, explosions kill people.

    Bigamy: one wife too many. Monogamy: same thing

    As long as I can remember, I've had amnesia.

    As I said before, I never repeat myself.

    Any closet is a walk-in closet if you try hard enough.

    An unemployed court jester is no one's fool.

    An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.

    Alzheimer's advantage: New friends every day.

    A day for firm decisions! Or is it?

    3 out of 4 Americans make up 75% of the population.

    Karaoke is Japanese for "tone deaf".

    It's sad how whole families are torn apart by simple things, like wild dogs.

    "If the shoe fits, buy it." - Imelda Marcos

    Department of Redundancy Department

    Look out for #1, and don't step in #2, either.

    Help Wanted: Telepath; you know where to apply.

    Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice.

    There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't.

    I have friends who swear they dream in color; I say it's just a pigment of their imagination.

    Drink your coffee; there are people in India sleeping.

    If you spread out all the sand in North Africa, it would cover the Sahara Desert.

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