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    Confucius say: Those who quote me are fools.





    Cole's Law: Thinly sliced cabbage.




    Circular Definition: see Definition, Circular.





    Bombs don't kill people, explosions kill people.




    Bigamy: one wife too many. Monogamy: same thing




    As long as I can remember, I've had amnesia.




    As I said before, I never repeat myself.













    Any closet is a walk-in closet if you try hard enough.



    An unemployed court jester is no one's fool.





    An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.




    Alzheimer's advantage: New friends every day.





    A day for firm decisions! Or is it?




    3 out of 4 Americans make up 75% of the population.




    Karaoke is Japanese for "tone deaf".





    It's sad how whole families are torn apart by simple things, like wild dogs.




    "If the shoe fits, buy it." - Imelda Marcos





    Department of Redundancy Department




    Look out for #1, and don't step in #2, either.





    Help Wanted: Telepath; you know where to apply.




    Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice.





    There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't.



    I have friends who swear they dream in color; I say it's just a pigment of their imagination.





    Drink your coffee; there are people in India sleeping.




    If you spread out all the sand in North Africa, it would cover the Sahara Desert.





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