Jokes SMS Collection
Confucius say: Those who quote me are fools.
Cole's Law: Thinly sliced cabbage.
Circular Definition: see Definition, Circular.
Bombs don't kill people, explosions kill people.
Bigamy: one wife too many. Monogamy: same thing
As long as I can remember, I've had amnesia.
As I said before, I never repeat myself.
Any closet is a walk-in closet if you try hard enough.
An unemployed court jester is no one's fool.
An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys.
Alzheimer's advantage: New friends every day.
A day for firm decisions! Or is it?
3 out of 4 Americans make up 75% of the population.
Karaoke is Japanese for "tone deaf".
It's sad how whole families are torn apart by simple things, like wild dogs.
"If the shoe fits, buy it." - Imelda Marcos
Department of Redundancy Department
Look out for #1, and don't step in #2, either.
Help Wanted: Telepath; you know where to apply.
Don't use a big word where a diminutive one will suffice.
There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't.
I have friends who swear they dream in color; I say it's just a pigment of their imagination.
Drink your coffee; there are people in India sleeping.
If you spread out all the sand in North Africa, it would cover the Sahara Desert.