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Aaj raat theek 12 baje ke baad---------------------1 baje ga.
ALLAH, aapko TATA ka status, AMBANI ki daulat, VAJPAYEE ka dhiraj,LADEN ki himmat, BUSH ki taqat, aur BILLGATE ki income de, AMEEN
"A" ki Biwi "B",
"B" ki Bhabhi "C",
"C" ki beti "V",
"V" ka dada "G"
"G" ki biwi "K",
"K" ki beti "T",
To batao 'A" or "T" ka kya rishta hua?
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We are all prawns in the game of life.
A dog has an owner. A cat has a staff.
What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull.
I've got a mind like a.. a.. what's that thing called?
I wouldn't touch the metric system with a 3.048m pole!
When I was young, I just wanted a BMW. Now that I'm older, I don't need the W.
I used to be schizophrenic, but we're all right now.
I used to be indecisive, now I'm not so sure.
I like kids, but I don't think I could eat a whole one.
Energizer Bunny Arrested; charged with battery.
Drilling for oil is boring.
I got arrested in LA and boy am I beat!
I couldn't care less about apathy.
When I want your opinion, I'll remove the duct tape.
I'd like to leave this world like I came into it; screaming, naked and covered in someone else's blood.
Hypochondria is the only disease I haven't got.
Honk if you love peace and quiet.
Help stamp out, eliminate and abolish redundancy!
Have you seen Quasimodo? I have a hunch he's back!
He's a graduate of The Uncle Fester & Keith Moon School of hair styling.
Geez if you believe in honkus.
Don't be a sexist, broads hate that.
Doesn't expecting the unexpected make the unexpected become the expected?
Did you hear? They took the word gullible out of the dictionary!