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    Exams SMS Collection

    Exams SMS Collection

    har taraf padhai ka saya hai
    peparon mein number kisne paya hai
    ham to u hin aye the paper dene
    sab kehte hain sala poora padh kar aya hai






    An engineering student to his sweeper brother:
    "mere paas degree hai, knowledge hai,
    4 logon mein baithne ki izzat hai.
    Tere paas kya hai?".
    Sweeper: Mere paas naukri hai.




    Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna,
    Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna,
    Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna,
    Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna,
    Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna














    Human brain is the most outstanding object in world.
    It functions 24hrs a day, 365days a year.
    It functions right from the time we are born,
    and stop only when we enter the examination hall.





    My nights are going sleepless,
    my days are going useless.
    So I asked GOD, "is this love?".
    GOD replied, "no dear, result is near






    As long as learning is connected with earning, as long as certain jobs can only be reached through exams, so long must we take this examination system seriously. If another ladder to employment was contrived, much so-called education would disappear, and no one would be a penny the stupider.
    E. M. Forster




    There are six components of wellness: proper weight and diet, proper exercise, breaking the smoking habit, control of alcohol, stress management and periodic exams.
    Kenneth H. Cooper





    Granted, prostate exams aren't the most enjoyable things in the world, but they only last about 10 seconds. It's well worth it. Just think of the possible consequences if you don't get it done.
    Len Dawson




    Looking back I find it hard to believe that I could forge a career in anything other than football but I didn't do too badly in my final exams and there were a few business-related courses that interested me. - Kenny Cunningham





    I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me . . they're cramming for their final exam.- George Carlin




    I was thrown out of college for cheating on the metaphysics exam; I looked into the soul of the boy sitting next to me - Woody Allen





    A student who changes the course of history is probably taking an exam





    Why Study For Exams.... Are they not about what you know, not about how much you can cram into your head the night before?




    Class ki har ladki ek phool hai, Usse chahna ek bhool hai. Jo inki soch mein gul hai, Samjho uski Compartment ke chances full hai..





    Har Sawal Se Dat Kar Ladna,
    Fekne Me Kami Mat Karna,
    Mouka Mila To Peche Bhi Dekhna,
    Aur Ek Baath Yaad Rakhna,
    Aage Wala Ka Paper Apna Samajhna






    Human brain is the most outstanding object in world. It functions 24hrs a day, 365days a year. It functions right from the time we are born, and stop only when we enter the examination hall.





    To be a "Good professional", always start to study late for "Exams". Because it teaches how to manage "Time" and tackle "Emergencies"!!






    My nights are going sleepless, my days are going useless. So I asked GOD, "is this love?". GOD replied, "no dear, result is near".





    Harbhajan starts raising his bat on 33 runs.
    Dravid: What happened, its not 50 or 100!
    Harbhajan: Yes, but the students understand the importance of scoring 33.






    A father asks peon: How are the studies in this college? Where do I see my son in future?
    Peon: The future is bright, I had also completed my engineering from the same college!





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