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    Doctors?

    A bunch of first-year medical students were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body.

    They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered with a white sheet.

    The professor started the class by telling them, "It is absolutely necessary to have two important qualities as a Doctor of Medicine: the first is that you're not disgusted by anything involving the human body."

    For an example, the professor pulled back the sheet, rolled the body over and stuck his finger in the butt of the corpse, withdrew it, and stuck it in his mouth.


     


    "Go ahead and do the same thing", he told his students.

    The students freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the butt of the dead body and sucking on it.

    When everyone finished, the professor looked at them and told them, "The second most important quality is observation. I stuck in my middle finger and sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention"

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    GROSS!!!!!!!!!!!
    EWWWWWWWW, thanks for the advice Vels!!!!!!

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    pay attention doctors!!!!
    hahhahaaaaaaa
    good joke!!!!

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    hahhahahaha............

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    hehehehe poor students..........

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    absolutely boyish joke,...


    yuckkkkkkkkkkkkkk....

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    not at all...its a girl's joke too...
    the professor was a lady!!
    heheheee

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    muffy it is clear in joke... he was a professor....

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