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    Sorry About Previous Jokes... Now is Changed...This Is Why.

    This Is Why Teachers Get Gray Hair...

    TEACHER: How old were you on your last birthday?
    STUDENT: Seven.
    TEACHER: How old will you be on your next birthday?
    STUDENT: Nine.
    TEACHER: That's impossible.
    STUDENT: No, it isn't, Teacher. I'm eight today.

    SUBSTITUTE TEACHER: Are you chewing gum?
    BILLY: No, I'm Billy Anderson.

    TEACHER: Didn't you promise to behave?
    STUDENT: Yes, Sir.
    TEACHER: And didn't I promise to punish you if you didn't?
    STUDENT: Yes, Sir, but since I broke my promise, I don't expect you to keep yours.

    HAROLD: Teacher, would you punish me for something I didn't do?
    TEACHER: Of course not. HAROLD: Good, because I didn't do my homework.

    GARY: I don't think I deserve a zero on this test.
    TEACHER: I agree, but it's the lowest mark I can give you.

    TEACHER: Well, at least there's one thing I can say about your son.
    FATHER: What's that?
    TEACHER: With grades like these, he couldn't be cheating.

    TEACHER: If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have?
    VINCENT: One dollar.
    TEACHER(sadly): You don't know your arithmetic.
    VINCENT(sadly): You don't know my father.



     



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    hey u have just changed the joke...............


    but still nice one.

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    thanks for changing the joke...

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    i dont know how it was before being changed but it is toooooo muchh aahahahahhhaaahaha

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