Husband: We have been married five years and haven't agreed on a thing.
Wife: You are wrong again. It has been six years.
Why do men like love at first sight ?
Answer from a Female : It saves them a lot of time !
Answer from a Male : Love will vanish when she open her mouth !
Married life is full of excitement :
* In the first year of marriage, the man speaks and the woman listens.
* In the second year, the woman speaks and the man listens.
* In the third year, they both speak and the neighbors listen.
2 Lovers plan to suicide.
Boy jumped first, Girl closed her eyes return back saying love is blind.
Boy in air opened his parachute saying love never dies.