Results 1 to 5 of 5

Thread: Dear Wife

  1. #1

    Vels88 is offline
    Member Array
    Join Date
    Jul 2008
    Rep Power

    Dear Wife

    Dear Wife....

    I'm sending you this email to bring up to date on the events of our family.

    I tried to talk to you while you were on your computer, but you just kept telling me that you would BRB.....whatever that means.

    So, I decided to send you this email.

    John Jr. cut his first tooth today.

    He's the one you bounce on your knee while typing.

    Remember how he giggles when he hears the Ut Oh sound?

    Sorry about him dropping his peanut butter sandwich on your keyboard.

    Is it working okay since I cleaned it up for you?

    Can you read the letters I tried to paint back on your keyboard?

    Most of them had been rubbed off.

    Susie had her first date Saturday night.

    She had a good time and said to thank you for letting them use your car.

    She put the keys back on the key rack underneath the cobwebs where she found them.

    Do you realize that she wears the same size clothes as you do?

    In case you've forgotten her, she's the one who has you raise your feet when she's running the sweeper.

    Tim is playing football.

    He looks forward to going to school now that he has a sport to play.

    He wanted to know if you would come to one of his games if we bought you a laptop to bring along?

    Do you remember him? He's the one who empties your porta potty for you.

    Lets see.....since the last time I wrote you (3 months ago), the refrigerator had to be replaced, your mother and dad painted the room where your computer is (hope you like the color), the church has a new pastor, the President has been impeached, and oh yes..... I have a new job.

    Well, I think that's about it.

    I'll email you again in about 3 months.

    You take care of yourself honey.

    We all "miss" you very much and will see you the next time the power goes off!

    Love, Your Husband

  2. #2
    Senior Member Array
    Join Date
    Sep 2008
    Rep Power

  3. #3
    Member Array
    Join Date
    Mar 2008
    Lost in my own tears....
    Rep Power
    by the way, what does BRB mean?!?!?!?!?

  4. #4
    Member Array
    Join Date
    Jul 2008
    Rep Power
    Be Right Back

  5. #5
    Member Array
    Join Date
    Jun 2009
    Rep Power
    Ha ha ha ha ha very nice

Thread Information

Users Browsing this Thread

There are currently 1 users browsing this thread. (0 members and 1 guests)

Similar Threads

  1. Hai dear ones
    By caterpillarmani in forum Introduce yourself here
    Replies: 4
    Last Post: 08-19-2009, 09:28 AM
  2. Tell me Dear ...
    By shainee in forum Jokes
    Replies: 8
    Last Post: 07-14-2008, 01:13 AM
  3. Dear All
    By am_alive in forum Talk Shaak
    Replies: 4
    Last Post: 07-28-2007, 09:34 AM
  4. Dear All,
    By karthik_mkrishnan in forum Introduce yourself here
    Replies: 0
    Last Post: 04-26-2007, 12:26 PM
    By pin1kamalc in forum Introduce yourself here
    Replies: 1
    Last Post: 03-02-2007, 05:37 PM

Posting Permissions

  • You may not post new threads
  • You may not post replies
  • You may not post attachments
  • You may not edit your posts

Like us on Facebook | Get Website Updates | Get our E-Magazine

Get Daily Forum Updates

Get Most Amazing E-mails Daily
Full of amazing emails daily in your inbox
Join Nidokidos E-mail Magazine
Join Nidokidos Official Page on Facebook