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# Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and scream "Oh my God! They've found me!" and bolt.
# Laugh uncontrollably for about 3 minutes & then suddenly stop and look suspiciously at everyone who looks at you.
# When your computer is turned off, complain to the monitor on duty that you can't get the damn thing to work. After he/she's turned it on, wait 5 minutes, turn it off again, & repeat the process for a good half hour.
# Type frantically, often stopping to look at the person next to you evilly.
# Before anyone else is in the lab, connect each computer to different screen than the one it's set up with.
# Write a program that plays the "Smurfs" theme song and play it at the highest volume possible over & over again.
# Work normally for a while. Suddenly look amazingly startled by something on the screen and crawl underneath the desk.
# Ask the person next to you if they know how to tap into top-secret Pentagon files.
# Use Interactive Send to make passes at people you don't know.
# Make a small ritual sacrifice to the computer before you turn it on.
# Bring a chainsaw, but don't use it. If anyone asks why you have it, say "Just in case..." mysteriously.
# Type on VAX for a while. Suddenly start cursing for 3 minutes at everything bad about your life. Then stop and continue typing.
# Enter the lab, undress, and start staring at other people as if they're crazy while typing.
# Light candles in a pentagram around your terminal before starting.
# Ask around for a spare disk. Offer $2. Keep asking until someone agrees. Then, pull a disk out of your fly and say "Oops, I forgot."
# Every time you press Return and there is processing time required, pray "Ohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohplease," and scream "YES!" when it finishes.
# "DISK FIGHT!!!"
# Start making out with the person at the terminal next to you (It helps if you know them, but this is also a great way to make new friends).
# Put a straw in your mouth and put your hands in your pockets. Type by hitting the keys with the straw.
# If you're sitting in a swivel chair, spin around singing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" whenever there is processing time required.
# Draw a picture of a woman (or man) on a piece of paper, tape it to your monitor. Try to seduce it. Act like it hates you and then complain loudly that women (men) are worthless.
# Try to stick a Nintendo cartridge into the 3 disc drive, when it doesn't work, get the supervisor.
# When you are on an IBM, and when you turn it on, ask loudly where the smiling Apple face is when you turn on one of those.
# Print out the complete works of Shakespeare, then when its all done (two days later) say that all you wanted was one line.
# Sit and stare at the screen, biting your nails noisily. After doing this for a while, spit them out at the feet of the person next to you.