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    Heavenly Paradise

    Owing to the increasing number of prayers and requests to GOD...HE has started a new call centre...

    called HEAVENLY PARADISE..

    magine what would happen if GOD installed Voice Mail in Heaven

    When you pray, you'd get this response:

    "Hi ,Thank you for calling
    Heaven. If you want to speak to

    Lord Ganesha - Press 1

    Lord Shiva - Press 2


     


    Lord Krishna - Press 3 ( Sorry, he is Busy with " Gopiyan " )

    For a Directory of other Gods / Goddess - Press 4

    For Further Assistance from Menka / Pari / Angels Press 9 .

    You press 1 and get connected to Ganeshji and hear the following

    message:

    If you want to make a request - Press 5

    For complaints / Grievances - Press 6 ( Seldom works )

    For thanks giving - Press 7

    For any thing else - please press 8 and wait for the Customer Support Angel to talk to you

    If you would like to hear Naradji singing Bhajan while you are holding ! Press *

    After a few minutes comes the following message: " Our records show

    that you have already prayed once today .

    Please try again tomorrow . Meanwhile , if you require any emergency

    assistance, please contact our offshore Customer Support Executive



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    ah ha ha ah ha ha
    good joke

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    thnx dude....

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    hahahahaaaa,,,
    darani i cant believe ur back!!!

    yay!!

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    y dude....

    u thought i'll never cum back?

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    i dont know...but thanks for coming back!!!

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    good yar

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    vichu...where r u from?

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    hahahhahahahah..............nice one.

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    i am from chennai

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