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    His and Hers Road Trip

    HERS:

    Pulls off at wrong exit.
    Opens window.
    Asks directions from a knowledgeable police officer.
    Arrives at destination presently.


    HIS:

    Pulls off at wrong exit absolutely positive it's the correct one.
    Drives five miles into wilderness, still thinks he's right.
    Drives an extra 5 miles just in case.
    Finally rolls down window just to get fresh air.
    Pulls up to a 7 -11.
    Gets three hot-dogs, a large slurpee, and beef jerky.
    Asks person behind counter how to get back onto the highway.
    Gets back into car.
    Laughs at the idea of looking at a map as he pulls away from the 7-11.
    Drives down a dirt road with no street lights insisting this is the way back because guy from 7-11 said it was.
    Almost hits a deer.
    Curses the night.
    Curses you.
    Curses the large slurpee.
    Drives and fiddles with radio.
    Yells at you for suggesting the map again.
    Admits he didn't want to go to Thanksgiving at your sister's anyway.
    He hates your sister.
    Ever since she called him a pernicious weasel.
    He had to look up pernicious.
    Couldn't find a dictionary.
    Finally found a dictionary.
    Couldn't spell pernicious.
    Seethes at the memory of it all.
    But she is laughing inside..
    And of course you're still lost.



     



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    hahahah reminds of once me and some friends were lost in a small city in sweden for 3 hours and never asked anyone till we found the road hehehe its kind of fun actually.
    nice post

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    lolz.. i read it sveety... hehehe... thats true...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Javid_mosafir
    hahahah reminds of once me and some friends were lost in a small city in sweden for 3 hours and never asked anyone till we found the road hehehe its kind of fun actually.
    nice post
    yea thats how they are never ask for direction.... gosh its soo true lol

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    hehehe but at last we found.. if women get lost and dont ask it will maybe take a month to find the direction by themselves aint? just joking

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    no, because woman always ask for directions, u kno.. one day me and my sis were going some where, nd we just got confused, if we were going on the rite street.. we just went to a gas station, and asked, to make sure we were on the rite track... were not like man.. gosh man have this ego

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    yeah, i really don't understand why don't these guys ask for directions???



    Just proves that girls admit their mistakes, while boys don't.........


    Joking!!!!!

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    yup ur rite... totally rite.. u kno when im with my father.. omg .. u kno i roll down my window, and ask, nd he doesnt even stop his car while im talking lol.. the other time i was like dad i bet those ppl thought i cussed them out lol.. cuz i rolled down my window to ask for something, next thing u kno my dad didnt even stop the car, so they heard me say something, but didnt kno wht

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    hahahahaha.a.a....

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    ahhahahahhaha............hahahahahahah

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