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    [[M]]Two Ladies Talking in Heaven

    1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.


    2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?


    1st woman: I froze to death.


    2nd woman: How horrible!







    1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I
    Began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What
    About you?





    2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my
    Husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act.
    But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.






     


    1st woman: So, what happened?





    2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that
    I started running all over the house looking.




    I ran up into the attic
    And searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every
    Closet and checked under all the beds.




    I kept this up until I had
    Looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just
    Keeled over with a heart attack and died.





    1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer ---we'd both still be
    Alive.









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    hahahhahaha.....

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    very old joke..but still funny!!

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