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    [[M]]A Policeman Testifies in Court

    A Policeman Testifies in Court

    If you ever testify in court, you might wish you could have been as sharp as this policeman. He was being cross-examined by a defense attorney during a felony trial. The lawyer was trying to undermine the policeman's credibility. ..







    Q: "Officer -- did you see my client fleeing the scene? "




    A: "No sir. But I subsequently observed a person matching the description of the offender, running several blocks away."




    Q: "Officer -- who provided this description?"




    A: "The officer who responded to the scene."




    Q: "A fellow officer provided the description of this so-called offender. Do you trust your fellow officers?"




     



    A: "Yes, sir. With my life."




    Q: "With your life? Let me ask you this then officer. Do you have a room where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily duties?"




    A: "Yes sir, we do!"




    Q: "And do you have a locker in the room?"




    A: "Yes sir, I do."




    Q: "And do you have a lock on your locker?"




    A: "Yes sir."




    Q: "Now why is it, officer, if you trust your fellow officers with your life, you find it necessary to lock your locker in a room you share with these same officers?"




    A: "You see, sir -- we share the building with the court complex, and sometimes lawyers have been known to walk through that room."




    The courtroom erupted in laughter, and a prompt recess was called. The officer on the stand has been nominated for this year's " Best Comeback" Line -- I think he'll win.





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