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    IF MEN......

    i m sorry if i m not supposed to post it here..... but i just cant help sharing it wid gals....



    If Men Got Pregnant:

    Maternity leave would last two years, with full pay.

    There would be a cure for stretch marks.

    Natural childbirth would become obsolete.

    Morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem.

    All methods of birth control would be 100% effective.

    All children would be kept in the hospital until toilet trained.

    Men would be eager to talk about commitment.

    They wouldn't think twins were so cute.

    Sons would have to be home from dates by 10:00 pm.

    Briefcases would be used as diaper bags.


     


    Paternity suits would be a fashion line of clothes.

    They'd stay in bed during the entire pregnancy.

    Restaurants would include ice cream and pickles as main entrees.

    Women would rule the world.



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    uits really cute and funny

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    ALLAH NAY JO KAM JIS KAY RAKHA HAI WOH BEHTAR JANTA HAI

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    heheh.....definitely its in the right place.....

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    Hahaha nice.

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    women still rule the world!!

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    kahan yaar????? aesa kahan hai....??? muffy...

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    kyu??? tum log hamara khoon jo peetey ho...

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    lolz..

    it means vampire????

    haan i agree women rule ur hearts....

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